/soy/ - Soyjaks

I will pay you 20 dollars to use the fucking restroom it’s not worth it

>>13992758
it's not just about the money at this point, it's honor, I am sure someone else has been here, is this just a moment I must endure, or is there a trick I am unaware of? Maybe someone has been through torture training, and can hold their shit is extreme circumstances?

marge why have you been holding your shit this long

>>13992779
20 dollars if I can hold for 18 more hours, I have already held for 6

>>13992784
personally I've gone literal days at a time without shitting
when I went on vacation one time when I was like 9 I didn't take a shit for 10 whole days because I didn't want to somehow end up clogging the toilet of the rental place we were staying at or have one of my cousins walk in on me shitting or something
I believe in you, you can make it

>>13992811
thank you, I needed to hear this, I am gonna try to go to sleep