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recreated with IDs

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>>13987528 (OP)
I wish for you to shut it down

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>>13987570
Rejected.

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I wish for a cute girlfriend

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I wish for all big nigger lips spammers to die

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>>13987528 (OP)
OP from last thread do you want me to be the genie or you

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I wish for you to gain the ability to know how to grant infinite wishes, and then shortly after gaining said ability, you give me infinite wishes

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>>13987596
Granted. Your girlfriend is a hanster. (I'm not breaking the rules btw hamsters are considered cute by most people)

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>Rejected.

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>>13987612
I'm the genie now.

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>>13987629
Okay faggot.

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>>13987609
Granted. They DDOS this site because their clitties leaked in their 'cord
>>13987621
That's impossible.
>>13987638
>slf.gif

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>>13987623
nigga that's beastiality

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I wish for the spam to STOP!

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I wish for everyone in this thread to get raped by glowies

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>>13987642
Ev&doe they're all dead

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I wish for you to communicate like a cartoonish stereotype of a retarded nigger. It's not like talking in Russian so you shouldn't clitty leak over this.

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>>13987648
just filter xhem by filehash nusoi

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>>13987648
Granted. Everybody posts about Louis Picard now.
>>13987649
Oof ouch why would you do this to me.
>>13987662
Rejected.

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I want everyone on Earth to be converted to Christianity

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I wish I could shake that frooty booty

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>>13987672
GENIE. I WISH FOR YOU TO TALK LIKE A STEREOTYPICAL MULLATO APEROIDIC NIGGER, AND YOU REJECT ME? YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR GOYIM. YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR ANYTHING. YOU CANT FULLFILL A SIMPLE WISH DUE TO YOUR LEAKAGE. I HATE YOU GENIE. I HATE YOU.

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>>13987528 (OP)
genie, I wish for you to make me admin and I will destroy India once and for all

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>>13987684
This song bops

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I wish for all debt, interest & loans to be paid off

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>>13987683
Granted. Everybody thinks that eating feces is a thing you should do 5 times a day for some reason.
>>13987684
Granted. You have hemophilia now.
>>13987690
Stop it. >:(
>>13987697
Granted but only on /an/.
>>13987708
Granted.

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bring back /chr/

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>>13987672
Picarderald

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I wish for an M16A2

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>>13987528 (OP)
I wish for a non-black girlfriend.

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>>13987721
What's that?
>>13987727
What's that?
>>13987729
why does he have boobs
>>13987722
I meant @LouisPicard2007 on YouTube

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>>13987714
YOU CLEAR ALL DEBT IN THE WORLD WHICH CHANGES REALITY COMPLETELY AND COULD SHIFT THE FINANCIAL MARKET IN UNPREDICTABLE WAYS, YET YOU REFUSE TO TALK LIKE A STUPID NIGGER FOR COMEDIC EFFECT? I WONT STOP IT GENIE. I WONT. YOU DISRESPECT ME. YOU DISRESPECT EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD. I WONT STAND BY IT. I WISH YOU AT LEAST COMMUNICATED BACKWARDS, GENIE. AT LEAST THAT. JUST SOMETHING TO AFFECT HOW YOU ACT SO ITS MORE CONFUSING

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>>13987736
Granted. She's from an isolated tribe that cannibalizes people.

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I wish for tqtal goyim annahilation

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>>13987752
I would still take that risk ngl

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>>13987742
Louis Picard (novelist) won, keep leaking

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>>>13987752 (You)
>I would still take that risk ngl

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>>13987773
meds he wears glasses

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>>13987758
and sproke or something

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>>13987758
I wish you were forced to add a "Yay!" every second word in all forms of communication, so internet, text, talking, so forth and so on.

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>>13987786
he does not

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>>13987798
Rejected. You used your one wish.

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I wish 4cuck /qa/ never got locked

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>>13987802
when? you kept rejecting them

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>>13987803
Granted. Everybody started posting about Poppy Cat on there

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>>13987808
>Poppy Cat
Marge…

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>>13987806
I'm not gonna let you make a wish. Fuck you gon do bout it nigga?

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>>13987809
It's a show that Louis likes

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>>13987811
i wish for you to stop being a niggerfaggot

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>>13987834
Rejected.

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>>13987809
~-~Fact checked by the true and honest Louis Picard: TRUE-~-

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>>13987837
then you admit to being a niggerfaggot and have doomed yourself to an eternity of being one. checkmate

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>>13987840
IMPOSTER

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>>13987861
SUS SUS AMOGUS DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN' DUN DUN DUN

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Make Mymy real and make her my roommate

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my thread was so good 3 other ones were created

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>>13987880
Granted. You become the guy in this video.

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>>13987822
>>13987825
Oh it's a favorite show of that one literal who that's been forced on the 'arty lately because xe said something about BBC sounds?

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>>13987887
this is a soyjak board, post soyjaks

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Old genie was better

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>Old genie was better

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>>13987890
I didnt fucking wish for that?

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>>13987905
yes you did

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>>13987870
>When the Picard is sus

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67 replies

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Thrembo more wishes

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>>13987956
Rejected.

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I wish for something nice to be put in my notes.
Like a β€œkind person” or β€œlikable guy” or a β€œI like this user”.
All the mods do is insult me..

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>>13987991
Granted. Jannies chronicle their tulpamancy adventures in your notes.



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