/soy/ - Soyjaks

WEBSITE SUPERLATIVES

IF THESE WEBSITES WERE PEOPLE WHAT WOULD BE THEIR FATE?

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1. Reddit
2. Discord
3 Kiwifarms
4. 4cuck
5. ED
6. KYM
7. Instagram
8. Twitter
9. Jewtube

A. Most likely to be baited into meeting up with a 14 year old but actually met [INSERT NAME] and his BBC instead
B. Most likely to be caught doing poop tributes to [INSERT TRANIME CHARACTER] at work
C. Most likely to donate his parents entire retirement to [INSERT STREAMER NAME]
D. Most likely to make high velocity shitblast randomly because [INSERT REASON]
E. Most likely to become the prison fleshlight after being arrested for [INSERT REASON]
F. Most likely to shove oranges in ass on a IShowSpeed livestream because [INSERT SOYJAK VARIANT] promised that if he did that they would be transported into [INSERT MEDIA] and have many childrens with [INSERT CHARACTER FROM SAID MEDIA] but instead they got deported to [INSERT 'MUTT CITY] and fell victim to the million year rape by [INSERT SIGNIFICANT NIGGA FROM SAID CITY]
G. Most likely to have successful NBA career with [INSERT NBA TEAM] but gets caught doing [INSERT ACTION] to roadkill and gets grinded into dust
H. Most likely to engage in CIA assrape experiments but disappears, being last seen at [INSERT LOCATION]
I. Troons out because [INSERT SHARTY NAS] asked them to, goes to [INSERT UNIVERSITY NAME] and becomes the first trans woman astronaut to be sent to the sun.