/soy/ - Soyjaks

Here is another wojak story.

I quietly enter Chud's room and watch him type something on the computer. He is probably angry over politics as always. I slowly approach him and grab his shoulders. Chud jolts up and looks back into my face. He is caught offguard by my smirk. He is not walking away from this. I grab Chud by the hair and smash him on the desk, repeatedly, until I see the first hints of a bruise on his head. He tries to say something, tries to plead, but I spit onto his face and hold his arm behind his back. I take off Chud's shorts together with his underwear. His virgin, slightly hairy butthole was clenching out of fear. I put two fingers inside. A brown layer of feces coated my fingers after I pulled them out and inserted them into Chud's mouth, making sure to touch his tongue and gums with them. I unzip my jeans and insert my thick cock into Chud's as-of-yet-untouched asshole. No lube or preparation. My cock couldn't penetrate his ass ring, so I push my hips forward with all the force I could manage. I got through and coaxed a scream out of Chud. Then I started thrusting fast, my cock becoming more and more brown with each thrust, a recognizable stench of shit quickly emanating from down below. The whole room was filled with disgusting sounds and Chud's begging to stop. A hint of red was coating my cock as well, the blood served as makeshift lube and made it easier for me to fuck. After thirty-odd minutes I pulled out, having prevented myself from finishing early. I turned Chud around, grabbed his hair and pressed my hand on his jaw, forcing him to open his mouth. I inserted my cock and rubbed it on his teeth and tongue, forcing him to taste his own blood and shit. Eventually I cum right into his throat, creating a horrible cocktail of bodily fluids. Then I stabbed Chud's eyes with a sharpie while his throat was in the process of accommodating my cock, prompting him to scream and cry with blood and tears. I stabbed his eyes again and again until the remains of his eyeballs bled out right onto my shaft. I unsheathe a scalpel from my pocket and split the skin on Chud's skull down the middle, then I remove it and throw it across the room into a trashbin. It missed though and landed on the wooden floor. Oh well. I photograph Chud's cum and shit-covered exposed skull. This is the true face of chuds, everyone! I walk away satisfied.

i hate those little stories they're autistic AF

>>13982636 (OP)
https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/13982592.html#13982592

>>13982668
i dont mean the story threads, i mean the ones that go like
>le heckin cord o algou
<*bans 'p*
>nooo niggerrr

>>13982694
yes. these, i love them thank you very much

>>13982700
thanks I made that one o algo

>>13982704
you are creative and a funny person. keep it up

Some I've screenshotted

this is now a screenshots thread

>>13982714
i smiled at both. i enjoy this community

>>13982727
Trve, 'teens genuinely have a good sense of humor quite often

>>13982734
my favorite one is that one which goes like
>what did they do to my child
<bleereghghghhgh
>its okay… its okay
or something like that

>>13982755
thanks. i found this really funny