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>be me, Marcus Tullius Baiticus
>1st century scholar of rhetoric and forum etiquette
>strolling through the digital forum
>see post titled [NUSOIS, HTSM, X IS SHARTY CULTURE, GOONER IMAGE, NEUTRALPLIER]
>hm.png
>immediately recognize it as classic Baitus Maximus
>structure reveals intentional inflammatory juxtaposition
>fallacious premises, emotionally charged diction, zero citations
>observe the rhetorical devices: Appeal to Outrage, Bait-and-Switch, and the classic Coomer Redirection
>consult my scroll: De Officio Posterorum (On the Duties of Posters)
>Rule I: "Engage not with the fool, lest thou become his reply chain"
>nod wisely
>click Hide Post
>forum remains clean
>civilization preserved another day

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Didn't read a single molecule, not one

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I do this

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Bait hannibal fell for

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up gem



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