>be american>wake up at 4am to get drive to work>eat sugar pellet and UHT milk soup for breakfast>chug a 32oz glass of High Fructose Corn syrup enriched Orange Drink>doesn't contain enough orange to be called juice>my pupils dilate as the glucose

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Colorjak 11/15/25 (Sat) 10:43:12 №13979538 [Quote]

>be american
>wake up at 4am to get drive to work
>eat sugar pellet and UHT milk soup for breakfast
>chug a 32oz glass of High Fructose Corn syrup enriched Orange Drink
>doesn't contain enough orange to be called juice
>my pupils dilate as the glucose tears through my lymphatic system
>my hands start throbbing as cold sweats run down my back
>decide to hit up starbucks on the way to work to calm my nerves
>notice my coworker drinking a clear, non-carbonated beverage
>"Hey, what's that, the new crystal pepsi?"
>coworker tells me it's just water, it comes out of the faucet by the sink
>typical onions beta, drinking government feminising poison
>coworker mentions he's on a new diet where he's skipping breakfast
>take a big sip from my 48oz double shot caramel frappecino with extra cream
>"You can't skip breakfast, its the most important meal of the day"

Fishjak 11/15/25 (Sat) 10:48:29 №13979548 [Quote]

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>>13979538 (OP)
>typical onions beta,

Fatjak 11/15/25 (Sat) 10:51:00 №13979553 [Quote]

>>13979538 (OP)
Kill yourself obsessed faggot

Nigger 11/15/25 (Sat) 10:52:12 №13979560 [Quote]

>Fry yourself obsessed nugget or something like that amerimutt

Feraljak 11/15/25 (Sat) 10:55:19 №13979567 [Quote]

>>13979560
kill yourself already

Mexiaryan 11/15/25 (Sat) 10:56:03 №13979572 [Quote]

>fry yourself already or something like that yeah
amerimutt

Sneed 11/15/25 (Sat) 11:09:12 №13979618 [Quote]

>>13979572
kys fsggot

David 11/15/25 (Sat) 11:38:21 №13979754 [Quote]

>grill yourself or however the patties are cooked amerimutt

David 11/15/25 (Sat) 11:40:43 №13979762 [Quote]

gemmy

Bernd 11/15/25 (Sat) 12:16:04 №13979891 [Quote]

Geg

Chud 11/15/25 (Sat) 12:17:50 №13979900 [Quote]

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

Rupturejak 11/15/25 (Sat) 12:17:54 №13979902 [Quote]

>>13979754
kill yourself faggot