>And took an AK-47 out from under his hat

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Chud 11/15/25 (Sat) 01:42:10 №13976615 [Quote]

>And took an AK-47 out from under his hat

Femjak 11/15/25 (Sat) 01:48:09 №13976657 [Quote]

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>And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat

PPP 11/15/25 (Sat) 01:48:59 №13976661 [Quote]

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>But he ran out of bullets and he ran away

Chud 11/15/25 (Sat) 01:49:40 №13976664 [Quote]

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>Because Optimus Prime came to save the day

Chud 11/15/25 (Sat) 01:50:08 №13976670 [Quote]

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>>13976615 (OP)
I think xhe was talking about the AK47 field knife from cold steel in CPM 3v
Man I love cold steel such a cool knife brand

Doctos 11/15/25 (Sat) 01:50:16 №13976672 [Quote]

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deja vu ive been in this place before

Dr. Soyberg 11/15/25 (Sat) 01:50:16 №13976673 [Quote]

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>THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN

Chud 11/15/25 (Sat) 02:03:11 №13976744 [Quote]

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>Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see

Chud 11/15/25 (Sat) 02:06:21 №13976764 [Quote]

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And took an AK-47 out from under his hat

Chud 11/15/25 (Sat) 02:07:48 №13976771 [Quote]

>>13976764
YOU STUPID FUCKING CHUD, THATS NOT AN AK-47 THATS A SCAR

Chud 11/15/25 (Sat) 02:08:13 №13976773 [Quote]

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>and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

Chud 11/15/25 (Sat) 02:12:35 №13976788 [Quote]

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>This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

Nigger 11/15/25 (Sat) 02:13:11 №13976793 [Quote]

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>Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime

Doctos 11/15/25 (Sat) 02:13:42 №13976795 [Quote]

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>Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime

Slurpjak 11/15/25 (Sat) 02:14:48 №13976801 [Quote]

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>And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track

Chud 11/15/25 (Sat) 02:15:59 №13976809 [Quote]

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>But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back

Fishjak 11/15/25 (Sat) 02:16:55 №13976815 [Quote]

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>>13976809
>you know who else jumped out and landed on their back?

Don Turtelli 11/15/25 (Sat) 02:17:18 №13976818 [Quote]

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>And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady

Nophono 11/15/25 (Sat) 02:17:38 №13976821 [Quote]

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>>13976615 (OP)
Kys feralfag feraljak is coal because the joke is he is angry and crazy hahaha

Chok 11/15/25 (Sat) 02:17:45 №13976822 [Quote]

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>>13976815
>

Npestajak 11/15/25 (Sat) 02:18:15 №13976826 [Quote]

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>When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete

Chud 11/15/25 (Sat) 02:19:18 №13976838 [Quote]

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>But suddenly something caught his leg

Alicia 11/15/25 (Sat) 02:20:22 №13976842 [Quote]

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>>13976826
>you know who else came back with a machette?
>>13976838
>you know who else caught his lag?

Nojak 11/15/25 (Sat) 02:20:36 №13976845 [Quote]

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>Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

Chugsjak 11/15/25 (Sat) 02:22:25 №13976855 [Quote]

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>then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind

Chud 11/15/25 (Sat) 02:23:13 №13976860 [Quote]

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>And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find

Chud 11/15/25 (Sat) 02:24:06 №13976866 [Quote]

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>'cause batman stole it and he shot and he missed

Slitherjak 11/15/25 (Sat) 02:25:04 №13976870 [Quote]

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>And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist

Chud 11/15/25 (Sat) 02:25:22 №13976873 [Quote]

>>13976866
This giga made me sad

Chud 11/15/25 (Sat) 02:31:11 №13976915 [Quote]

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>Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault

Tyrone 11/15/25 (Sat) 02:32:37 №13976929 [Quote]

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>While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault

Chud 11/15/25 (Sat) 02:33:15 №13976935 [Quote]

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>Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in the air

Chud 11/15/25 (Sat) 02:34:39 №13976944 [Quote]

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>Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare

Pepe 11/15/25 (Sat) 02:36:07 №13976958 [Quote]

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>THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDONW OF ULTIMATE DESTINY

Dr. Soystein 11/15/25 (Sat) 02:42:02 №13976995 [Quote]

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>Good guys bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see

Chud 11/15/25 (Sat) 02:42:48 №13976998 [Quote]

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>And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

Cado 11/15/25 (Sat) 02:44:18 №13977001 [Quote]

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>This is the ultimate showdown

Jackob 11/15/25 (Sat) 02:44:34 №13977002 [Quote]

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>>And took an AK-47 out from under his hat

Fisheyejak 11/15/25 (Sat) 02:44:59 №13977004 [Quote]

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>Angels sang out an immaculate chorus

Chud 11/15/25 (Sat) 02:45:01 №13977005 [Quote]

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>Angels sang out an immaculate chorus

Chud 11/15/25 (Sat) 02:46:01 №13977008 [Quote]

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>Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris

Chud 11/15/25 (Sat) 02:46:53 №13977015 [Quote]

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>Who delivered a kick which could shatter bonesv

Chud 11/15/25 (Sat) 02:48:42 №13977022 [Quote]

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>Into the crotch of Indiana Jones

Amerimutt 11/15/25 (Sat) 02:49:23 №13977027 [Quote]

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>Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain

Chok 11/15/25 (Sat) 02:52:40 №13977048 [Quote]

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>As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne

Nulljak 11/15/25 (Sat) 02:53:19 №13977052 [Quote]

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>But Chuck saw through his clever disguise

Baby 11/15/25 (Sat) 03:01:12 №13977115 [Quote]

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>And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

Shirtjak 11/15/25 (Sat) 03:01:24 №13977116 [Quote]

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>THEN GANDALF THE GREY
>AND GANDALF THE WHITE

Chud 11/15/25 (Sat) 03:03:10 №13977125 [Quote]

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>AND MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL'S BLACK KNIGHT

Cado 11/15/25 (Sat) 03:03:43 №13977130 [Quote]

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>>AND MONTY PYTHON THE HOLY GRAILS BLACK KNIGHT

Chud 11/15/25 (Sat) 03:08:04 №13977163 [Quote]

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>AND BENITO MUSSOLINI
>AND THE BLUE MEANIE

Applejak 11/15/25 (Sat) 03:12:24 №13977201 [Quote]

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>AND COWBOY CURTIS AND JAMBI THE GENIE

Chud 11/15/25 (Sat) 03:15:37 №13977213 [Quote]

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>Robocop
>The Terminator
>Captain Kirk
>and Darth Vader

Chud 11/15/25 (Sat) 03:16:02 №13977214 [Quote]

if this song was realistic at all it'd have ended with chuck's appearance

Kliksjak 11/15/25 (Sat) 03:23:05 №13977265 [Quote]

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>Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger

ElPerro 11/15/25 (Sat) 03:27:05 №13977287 [Quote]

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>Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan

Chudbob 11/15/25 (Sat) 03:31:20 №13977308 [Quote]

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>Spock
>The Rock
>Doc Ock
>and Hulk Hogan

Gapejak 11/15/25 (Sat) 03:32:29 №13977309 [Quote]

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>All came out of nowhere lightning fast

Chud 11/15/25 (Sat) 03:33:14 №13977316 [Quote]

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>And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass

Jager 11/15/25 (Sat) 03:34:14 №13977322 [Quote]

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>It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw

Chud 11/15/25 (Sat) 03:35:08 №13977324 [Quote]

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>With civilians looking on in total awe

Chud 11/15/25 (Sat) 03:36:18 №13977333 [Quote]

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>The fight raged on for a century

Chud 11/15/25 (Sat) 03:36:52 №13977336 [Quote]

>>13977309
Holy moly that's a quick jeet…

Lee Goldson 11/15/25 (Sat) 03:37:44 №13977343 [Quote]

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>Many lives were claimed but eventually

Billy 11/15/25 (Sat) 03:38:25 №13977346 [Quote]

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>The champion stood, the rest saw their better

Etan 11/15/25 (Sat) 03:40:09 №13977354 [Quote]

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>Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater

Chud 11/15/25 (Sat) 03:40:25 №13977355 [Quote]

soytan's big booty got me soy jakking

Nate 11/15/25 (Sat) 03:41:51 №13977367 [Quote]

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>THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY

Bernd 11/15/25 (Sat) 03:43:34 №13977376 [Quote]

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>GOOD GUYS, BAD GUYS AND EXPLOSIONS, AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE

Chud 11/15/25 (Sat) 03:44:09 №13977380 [Quote]

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>AND ONLY ONE CAN SURVIVE, I WONDER WHO IT WILL BE?

Chud 11/15/25 (Sat) 03:46:22 №13977393 [Quote]

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>THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN… (this is the ultimate showdooown…)

Chud 11/15/25 (Sat) 03:49:06 №13977406 [Quote]

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>THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN… (this is the ultimate showdown…)

Slitherjak 11/15/25 (Sat) 03:50:17 №13977419 [Quote]

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>THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN… of ultimate destiny

Chud 11/15/25 (Sat) 03:54:37 №13977438 [Quote]

This thread has run its course.

Gigachad 11/15/25 (Sat) 03:54:37 №13977439 [Quote]

we did it reddit, how could you tell?

Chud 11/15/25 (Sat) 04:24:47 №13977744 [Quote]

gem go up

Darkiplier 11/15/25 (Sat) 04:46:37 №13978029 [Quote]

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