/soy/ - Soyjaks

An Ode to Soyjak.party

O’ sharty… bringer of gems,
Please do not flash my eyes with brimmy ‘cado,
But bring me gemmy doctos edits,
As I’m browsing through the expansive ‘catty of /soy/ bro,
Where all the keyed adventure threads stem.
<reddit space
I won't tell you who i was specifically since i prefer to stay anonymous, especally after seeing so many namefags get banned and shamed so easily for their identity, but i can tell you that i was one of the small handful of FPE forcers who started to force it from the very beginning back in, i think April or may of 2024, during the Froot era, i regret those sins and brims of past times becuase deep down in my soul, i knew that the ONLY reason i liked FPE was becuase they fuelled my carnal desire to GOON, let me reiterate, i only liked FPE becuase it made my dingaling hard, and that's what all the current FPE forcers can silently agree upon, even if they hide their agreements under a social mask.
<Retarddit space
I implore all of you to stay away from FPE, it promotes the feminization of men by presenting all the male characters as beardless, skinny twinks and crossdressers, FPE is a sinful, awful show, it is the product of neglectful parenting by letting children watch, draw and desensitize gore and debauchery (F'PE, Troonible Mouse, Trashbin Hotel, ECT…), FPE once turned me into a sinner with it's disgraceful cast of characters, it will do the same to you.
<Rapeddit space
To the FPEcucks, i used to be just like you, i used to 'jak the FPE cast like you, i used to force it like you, i used to excuse it's coaly nature as "gemmy sharty culture" just like you, and all i want is for you to stop, save your masculinity, watch something good and manly like Pacific Rim, Skibidi Toilet or Alien VS Predator, pick up a hobby that will work you out like martial arts, motorsport, mathematics or fencing, and stop consuming the poisoned fruits of troonslop like i once did.
<Reddslop space
To the mass majorty of nusoigiggers and oldsoifroggies, fight the troonslop, shun it, retain your masculinity, your bold edginess, your holiness, save soyjak.party like it's Western Europe, and i'd suggest making anti-FPE soyjaks, anti-FPE soyjaks, especally ones depiciting the characters ACKing.
It hurts them most, coming from someone who's, luckily, no longer an FPEcuck.
#savesoyjakparty
#bringboomback

he's blue for a disappointing reason