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let’s open your Soylent bottle, Mario-style 🍄
Grab the bottle like it’s a Koopa shell.
Hold it steady so it doesn’t slip away like a runaway Green Shell.
Twist the cap left — counterclockwise — like turning a POW Block.
You’ll hear a little crack! That’s the seal breaking — just like hitting a brick block for a coin. 💰
Peel off the inner foil seal.
Think of it like pulling a Power Star out of a ? Block — it’s guarding the good stuff inside! ⭐
Shake it like a Bob-omb before it explodes (but safely).
This mixes everything up so it’s smooth — kind of like stirring up a Fire Flower’s power. 🔥
Take a sip and level up.
You’ve completed the “Opening a Soylent” stage! If you don’t finish it, screw the cap back on and stash it in the fridge like a 1-Up for later. 🍄

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This validates my koopa or something.

 13956459[Quote]

>let’s open your Soylent bottle, Mario-style 🍄
>Grab the bottle like it’s a Koopa shell.
>Hold it steady so it doesn’t slip away like a runaway Green Shell.
>Twist the cap left — counterclockwise — like turning a POW Block.
>You’ll hear a little crack! That’s the seal breaking — just like hitting a brick block for a coin. 💰
>Peel off the inner foil seal.
>Think of it like pulling a Power Star out of a ? Block — it’s guarding the good stuff inside! ⭐
>Shake it like a Bob-omb before it explodes (but safely).
>This mixes everything up so it’s smooth — kind of like stirring up a Fire Flower’s power. 🔥
>Take a sip and level up.
>You’ve completed the “Opening a Soylent” stage! If you don’t finish it, screw the cap back on and stash it in the fridge like a 1-Up for later. 🍄 amerimutt

 13956479[Quote]

you walk into the bathroom

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>>13956479
you see soytan

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 13956531[Quote]

>KEEP TAKING SHEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZ

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>>13956446 (OP)
Ai coal

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Kys op

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Nusois really goon to soytan ai Mario GEG

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Fuck u

 13956641[Quote]

Die

 13956642[Quote]

Kys op

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>>13956446 (OP)
Op is smelly nigger

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>>13956642
Nusois cant even sage! KEEEEEEEEEEK



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