/soy/ - Soyjaks

let’s open your Soylent bottle, Mario-style 🍄
Grab the bottle like it’s a Koopa shell.
Hold it steady so it doesn’t slip away like a runaway Green Shell.
Twist the cap left — counterclockwise — like turning a POW Block.
You’ll hear a little crack! That’s the seal breaking — just like hitting a brick block for a coin. 💰
Peel off the inner foil seal.
Think of it like pulling a Power Star out of a ? Block — it’s guarding the good stuff inside! ⭐
Shake it like a Bob-omb before it explodes (but safely).
This mixes everything up so it’s smooth — kind of like stirring up a Fire Flower’s power. 🔥
Take a sip and level up.
You’ve completed the “Opening a Soylent” stage! If you don’t finish it, screw the cap back on and stash it in the fridge like a 1-Up for later. 🍄