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You WILL follow rule 2 and WILL NOT not suggest any scenes that actually involve sexual activity with children
Today is the day before the grand opening of The Jarty Motel. (You), the Jartycuck, is working there. At The Jarty Motel, the rooms are for the Jartycucks to goon to their most vile vantablack antimatter ever, including BMT, DNB, and 'p. The motel is made in collaboration with Soytan Airlines, where the hotel is 0.66 km from the airport. The Jarty Motel has a restaurant where Meximutts eat la taco ya burrito etc. and brap everywhere o algo.

The manager, which is the ESL FNF Pedo, visits you.
<FNF Pedo: What is your doing at this spot? Help we set us the clean goonings rooms!

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Start gooning to show your superiority

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>>13952362
yeah do this, start a gooning duel

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You start gooning with the FNF pedo, as you are on your $14.88 'p phone (Jarty Phone). FNF Pedo is calling all Jartycucks for their early gooning session in the lobby.

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>>13952349 (OP)
Also, the restaurant is actually a buffet, so the meximutts and other jartycucks and get fat if that matters o algo.

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>>13952408
install a brap collector machine and make a vending machine that sells brap jars for extra income

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After the gooning session in the lobby, you visit the soon to open buffet Jake's Bufet & Grile O algo (ESL name) and install the brap collector machine and designed the vending machine for brap jars. Immediately a Meximutt buys one.

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Check to see if any shemmycucks are around

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>>13952524
Buy yourself a sproke and go on the internet

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You buy some cheap Sproke for 0.6 cents. It tastes like pajeet flavor; since you are a Jartycuck you find it normal and even delicious. Before you get on the internet, you notice an infighting between one of the other Jartycucks and Shemmycucks, who are arguing about why their 'cord servers are more Aryan than others (both have been reported in Lesotho to contain the most vantablack 'p that authorized jartycucks/shemmycucks goon to).

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>>13952607
raid the shemmycuck 'cord with your 'cordxisters with BMT and hurtcore 'p

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Go onto blacked.com

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>>13952623
do this but falseflag the sharty as having done it so your goonbuddies will get sympathy from xitter braniggers

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>>13952607
poop on the shemmycuck im trans btw

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BTW, OP, I'm chiving this thread on the save the bull website so if it gets slid you can continue it later and have an easy way for people to get caught up
https://hansamsler.com/comic/jartymotel/

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>>13952686
aryan beast of a user

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You go onto the public computer, visit the vantablack site that is the Jarty and get the antimatter stuff, then spam the antimatter ('p) on the Shemmy's 'cord while LARPing as a namefag that was known in the Sharty; tranny 'cords were also spammed with 'p, along with most of 4cuck's boards. (You) happened to make a falseflagged thread on the Sharty since somehow Quote is too lazy and doesn't ban Lesotho IPs. You then posted the falseflag thread on Xitter where a few minutes later the braniggers yell that the Sharty openly promotes pedophilia and the Sharty got DDoSed by one of them later in the day. A few hours later, Quote announces that the site strictly prohibits pedophilia and does not condone it; everything you see was just a falseflag. The damage has already been done though, and most offsiters/normies, who have never heard or used the Sharty before, see the Sharty as a site for distributing 'p. The Jarty unexpectedly gets a surge in PPH, with mostly the usual brimstone/antimatter threads about how the Jartycucks love their 'p, Soylita porn, Soytan, furries, and about how FNF like having fun and how they don't give a fuck.

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Go to the nearest bathroom to celebrate with the 4 foot tall rats

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>>13952730
watch terrible mouse gemmies with mist to celebrate your victory

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>>13952730
shit all over the floor and call your goonbuddies before eating it together

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I'm gonna have to give up this adventure thread for tonight since it's bedtime to me. Archive it while you still can.
>keeeeeek nusoisluttas can't stay awake while i drink my coffee jsid

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>>13952946
Goodnight

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>>13952976
Mads me instantly ejaculate

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>>13952976
Kek did the jartycuck from the adventure start posting itt

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>>13952730
The next thing that should be done is the cleaning and upgrading of the gooning rooms

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>>13953039
Obsessed with β€˜stein award

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>>13953039
Idk man I'm just a random shitposter



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