/soy/ - Soyjaks

>>13952250 (OP)
Rockabye little nusoi

hotdog barks nugget bites pizza slices through the night…

>>13952250 (OP)
It's a fine day
People open windows
They leave their houses
Just for a short while
They walk by the grass
And they look at the grass
They look at the sky

It's going to be a fine night tonight
It's going to be a fine day tomorrow

nophono cares

>>13952250 (OP)
Skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet
Skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet
Skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet
Skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet

Night night little caca
Sleeping in bed
Im sure youd rather be 'jakking instead
But since its nightime, its time now to sleep
Goodnight caca
Tommorow youll Sneed

>>13952289
People are fucking assholes.
Somebody flipped me off from his window.
There was a homeless man pooping on the grass.
Go suck a dogs ass.

Terrible day.
Terrible day.
Terrible day.
Terrible day.

Somebody yelled "Fuck You" at me on the bus.
I stepped in dog shit walking home.
Some fucking ass hole let his dog shit on the side walk.

Terrible day.
Terrible day.
Terrible day.
Terrible day.

Rock over London.
Rock over Chicago.
Soyjak.party. Our influence is far and wide.

>>13952355
Geg

[Verse 1: George W. Bush]
This land is your land, this land is my land
I'm a Texas tiger, you're a liberal wiener
I'm a great crusader, you're a Herman Munster
This land will surely vote for me!

[Verse 2: John Kerry]
This land is your land, this land is my land
I'm an intellectual, you're a stupid dumbass
I'm a Purple Heart winner, and yes, it's true I won it thrice
This land will surely vote for me!

[Verse 3: George W. Bush]
You have more waffles than a house of pancakes
You offer flip-flops, I offer tax breaks
You're a UN pussy, and yes, it's true that I kick ass! (Ha!)
This land will surely vote for me!

[Verse 4: John Kerry, Howard Dean]
You can't say nuclear, that really scares me
Sometimes a brain can come in quite handy
But it's not gonna help you because I won three Purple Hearts
This land will surely vote for me! (Yeaaahhh!)

[Verse 5: George Bush, John Kerry, Both]
You're a liberal sissy!
You're a right-wing nutjob!
You're a pinko commie!
You're dumb as a doorknob!
Hey, you got that botox!
But I still won three Purple Hearts!
This land will surely vote for me!

[Native American, Choir, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bill Clinton]
This land was my land
But now it's our land!
From California
To the New York islan-[slap] What'd I do?

[George Bush, John Kerry, Both]
From the liberal wieners
To the right-wing nutjobs
This land belongs
This land belongs
This land belongs to you and me! (Hyah!)
Oh, and Dick Cheney too!

>>13952391
aryan