Chuck 11/11/25 (Tue) 17:24:18 â„– 13933747 [Quote]
>Oh, say can you see, by the grill's early light, >What so proudly we hailed at the drive-thru's last gleaming? >Whose broad buns and bright patties, through the perilous fight, >O'er the fryers we watched, were so gallantly streaming! >And the rocket's red glare, cheese bursting in air, >Gave proof through the night that our burger was there: >Oh say does that star-spangled patty yet wave, >O'er the land of the free, and the home of the crave! >Where the Euros' obsessed faggots sullenly cower, >What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep, >As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses? >Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam, >In full glory reflected now shines in the stream: >'Tis the star-spangled burger! Oh long may it wave >O'er the land of the free, and the home of the crave! >That their baguettes and their croissants would conquer us all? >Their weak tea and their envy, their woke little war, >No match for our freedom, our beef, and our gall! >Their obsessed little hearts, full of spite and despair, >Now tremble and faint as our grills fill the air: >Oh thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand >Between their loved burger and the Euro's weak hand! >Between their loved home and the Euro's despair! >Blest with vict'ry and peace, may the heav'n-rescued land >Praise the Pow'r that hath made and preserved us with grease! >Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just, >And this be our motto: "In burgers we trust!" >And the star-spangled burger in triumph shall wave >O'er the land of the free, and the home of the crave!