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itt we confess to crimes we did
when i was 11 i stole chewing gum from a corner store and the shopkeeper stared at me and i got so scared that i never went there until the shop closed down

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>>13933451 (OP)
>>>/soy2/
YWNBTC, SUPERSAGING THE THREAD

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Just reported you for theft.

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>>13933451 (OP)
GO BACK TO /QA2/

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up

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buying illicit drugs
calling in fake bomb threats

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Being trans in trump's amerikkka

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do a strawberry page im not doing it here

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i am hitler and i did the holocaust.

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when I was a kid there was a minigolf course and I went twine with the same ball instead of giving it back and buying a new one

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When i was 13 i didnt have a golf ball so i took one from a nearby country club

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i remember breaking open a kinder egg and stealing the toy in the store when i was a kid

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when i was in 5th grade there was a giant pumpkin in class and we could guess how much it weighed for a prize by putting a slip in a box and on the last day after school i overheard the teacher telling her guess to some students so i put a slightly different guess in the box and won the pumpkin

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One time when I was young and foolhardy, I crossed the street before the "walk" signal appeared. Luckily there weren't any cops nearby but that didn't stop my mother from spanking me right then and there. I was 22 at the time.

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>>13936083
spanking, huh? tell me more…

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>>13933451 (OP)
I stole like 3 things when I was in grade 9

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>>13936097
Yes my bottom remained unforgettably sore for a week thereafter. She was a strong woman.

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>>13936139
pics of your bottom?

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>>13936151
Sorry, I'm rather reserved about sending anything like that. You'll just have to use that vivid imagination of yours. and oreos

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>>13936218
>and oreos

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>>13936218
>and oreos

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when I was in middle school I stole diary of a wimpy kid books


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