/soy/ - Soyjaks

Do you know why urgent reporting is against the rules most of the time? It's because every single janny has a vibrating buttplug inserted into their rectum that vibrates aggressively whenever an urgent report is filed and doesn't stop until it is resolved. They're not allowed to take out the 'plug and they hate it when it goes off just for it to be something that made your clitty leak. You'll laugh this off now but when quotecord leaks come out you'll see how quote makes his best janitors wear the biggest, most aggressive plugs.