/soy/ - Soyjaks

Episode 1: "A World of Hurt Feelings"
Opening: A montage of the "perfect" Earth. Superheroes, now a global, unified force under the Viltrumite Empire, instantly stop all wars and natural disasters. The scene is bright, clean, and sterile.

Chud's Life: We see CHUD, a 16-year-old with a classic Chudjak appearance, sitting in a "New World Studies" class. The teacher, a smiling, non-binary person, lectures on the "beauty of erasing outdated racial and gender constructs." Chud scoffs, muttering about "biological reality." He is immediately reported by SOYTAN, who looks at him with genuine, concerned disappointment. "Your words cause harm, Chud," she says. He is given a "Re-education Mandate."

The Incident: Later, a giant monster attacks the city. INVINCIBLE (MARK) and the Global Defense Force handle it with effortless, brutal efficiency. The collateral damage is minimal, but a small bakery owned by Chud's single mother is destroyed. A GDF bureaucrat hands her a tablet with a dismissive smile. "File for compensation through the portal. The queue is currently 8,000 years long. Be grateful for your safety." Chud looks at the smiling, indifferent heroes flying away, his fist clenching. The system is perfect, and it's crushing him.

The Awakening: That night, raging online, Chud's anger boils over. He punches his wall—and his fist goes straight through the concrete, the entire side of his apartment building cracking with the force. He stares at his unharmed hand, not with joy, but with a grim, determined resolve.

Episode 2: "Blood of My Father"
The Secret: Chud is visited by his "father." The man is not a Viltrumite. He is a figure of impossible, stark perfection—sharp jawline, icy blue eyes, emanating an aura of ancient power. He introduces himself not as Hitler, but as VATER, a being from a universe where the Aryan ideal evolved into a race of psychic demigods.

The Truth: Vater explains he came to this universe decades ago, finding its potential squandered. He met Chud's mother in a hidden outpost (the Antarctic base), seeing in her a vessel for a son who could inherit this world. "Mark Grayson built a cage of kindness," Vater says. "He ended physical suffering but created a spiritual and genetic rot. Multiculturalism is a blender that dulls the unique genius of peoples. Their 'progress' is a march toward a soft, gray oblivion."

The Gift: Before vanishing, Vater leaves Chud the two tools:

A Hologram Communicator to contact him.

The Purity Serum, a vial of glowing white pills that can awaken the latent Aryan potential in others, granting them superhuman strength, intellect, and limited psychic abilities based on their genetic "purity."

The Mission: "This world does not need a guardian," Vater's voice echoes. "It needs a liberator. Build your army. Create a heaven, not a hospice."

Episode 3: "The First Pill"
Recruitment: Chud's first recruit is NATE HIGGERS. Nate is being bullied by a group of "anti-bullying ambassadors" for his "problematic" historical memes. Chud intervenes, effortlessly blocking a punch. He offers Nate a pill. "They think we're weak. Let's show them what strength really is." Nate takes it, and his body transforms, not into a hulk, but into a refined, powerful form. His glasses melt away as his vision perfects itself.

The New Foes: Their first real enemy is TROONELA, a powerful Viltrumite-level entity who can "reassign" matter and biology with a touch, seeking to "liberate" people from their "assigned" forms. Chud and Nate fight her to a standstill, not through brute force alone, but by using their newfound psychic abilities to assert "biological truth," creating a shield she cannot penetrate. They don't win, but they escape—a victory in itself.

The Ally: Their fight is observed by GIGACHAD, a being from another world who finds Earth's current state "cringe." He approaches Chud. "Your frame is strong. Your will is B A S E D. I will help you."