/soy/ - Soyjaks

Is trouble in Sharty-place!
A very big disgrace!
The posters there, they post so weak,
Their arguments are leak!

They post the "Ackshually"!
They post the "Well, you see—"
Their logic, it is full of hole,
Is making Sharty lose its soul.

Then comes a man, from Based-lands far,
He arrive in shiny car!
He is the Giga, he is Chad,
The only man not make you sad!

He see the problem, clear to sight,
The posting have no might!
He say "Is time for make it right,
We need the Giga, need the light!"

He see a Soy-man, typing slow,
"Akshually, the data show—"

Then Giga use his mighty thumb,
Make Soy-words look so dumb!
He put the words in little box,
He give the logic many knocks!

Akshually, the data show—

Then under, he write, for all to see,
The words that make the Soy-jaks flee:
"Shit nophono cares abot!
Your argument is rot!"

Another one, he start to cry,
"But my fellings, they imply—"

QUOTE! The Giga, he attack!
He put the feel in box, so black!

But my fellings, they imply—

Then write, with power and with glee,
"For this, nobaldi cares, you see!"
The feel-argument, it is die,
The Giga look up at the sky.

He no need for make big speech,
The weak-post now is out of reach!
He just post picture of his face,
And save the whole Sharty-place!

Now Sharty is not soft and slow,
Is place where only Giga go!
No more "Um," no more "Actually,"
Just C O P E for all to see!

So thank to you, oh Giga-man,
You have the very bestest plan!
You use the box, you make quote tall,
And you have saved the Sharty all