>be me >average soyteen, rank: Gem Defender >wake up, drink Sproke (ratio: 50/50, like a true centrist) >log onto soyjak.party, check /soy/ >see thread titled “OPERATION REALITY 2: RETURN OF THE SWEDISH KING” >holyshit.jpg >open thread

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Chud 11/11/25 (Tue) 07:41:41 №13930223 [Quote]

>be me
>average soyteen, rank: Gem Defender
>wake up, drink Sproke (ratio: 50/50, like a true centrist)
>log onto soyjak.party, check /soy/
>see thread titled “OPERATION REALITY 2: RETURN OF THE SWEDISH KING”
>holyshit.jpg
>open thread
>first post is a gif of Cobson eating bugs while riding a Squirreljak through Stockholm
>“THE SWEDISH PROPHECY HAS BEGUN”
>post count starts rising
>admins pin it, Warrior-Z comments “Soot would be proud”
>soyjaks and chuds flooding in like ants to spilled Sproke
>FPE anons appear posting “Miss Circle will guide us”
>thread devolves into schizoposting
>someone posts Lee Goldson MLP fanart with Tony Soprano eyes
>“why is this actually a gemerald”
>Swede flag posts appear
>everyone loses it
>“THE SWEDISH KING HAS RETURNED TO CLAIM HIS JAKS”
>thread reaches 999,999 replies
>everyone frantically spamming “GET!!!”
>screen starts glitching
>see Gigachad Cobson appear in ASCII art
>he whispers “there will be no 6th admin”
>my PC fan spins up like a jet engine
>FPE starts auto-playing through my speakers
>Markiplier Soyjak emerges from my monitor screaming “THREMBO IS REAL”
>try to close Chrome
>doesn’t work
>MS Paint opens on its own
>draw a Soyjak out of panic
>it smiles back
>uploads itself to SoyBooru
>post ID: 00000001
>admins lock thread, call it “The Gem That Saved The Party”
>Soot himself replies for the first time in 3 years
>“We have averted Admin 6. The Sharty is safe.”
>collective soyteen ascension begins
>sky turns Vantawhite
>realize I’ve been jakked into a Gemerald reality
>my body turns into a Cobson trace
>become one with the Sharty
>hear faint whisper in the distance
>“remember, anon… it’s all about the gems we made along the way.”

Chud 11/11/25 (Tue) 07:43:44 №13930242 [Quote]

this happened btw but admin 6 turned back time and now is trying again

Ishish 11/11/25 (Tue) 07:46:37 №13930251 [Quote]

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>>be me
>>average soyteen, rank: Gem Defender
>>wake up, drink Sproke (ratio: 50/50, like a true centrist)
>>log onto soyjak.party, check /soy/
>>see thread titled “OPERATION REALITY 2: RETURN OF THE SWEDISH KING”
>>holyshit.jpg
>>open thread
>>first post is a gif of Cobson eating bugs while riding a Squirreljak through Stockholm
>>“THE SWEDISH PROPHECY HAS BEGUN”
>>post count starts rising
>>admins pin it, Warrior-Z comments “Soot would be proud”
>>soyjaks and chuds flooding in like ants to spilled Sproke
>>FPE anons appear posting “Miss Circle will guide us”
>>thread devolves into schizoposting
>>someone posts Lee Goldson MLP fanart with Tony Soprano eyes
>>“why is this actually a gemerald”
>>Swede flag posts appear
>>everyone loses it
>>“THE SWEDISH KING HAS RETURNED TO CLAIM HIS JAKS”
>>thread reaches 999,999 replies
>>everyone frantically spamming “GET!!!”
>>screen starts glitching
>>see Gigachad Cobson appear in ASCII art
>>he whispers “there will be no 6th admin”
>>my PC fan spins up like a jet engine
>>FPE starts auto-playing through my speakers
>>Markiplier Soyjak emerges from my monitor screaming “THREMBO IS REAL”
>>try to close Chrome
>>doesn’t work
>>MS Paint opens on its own
>>draw a Soyjak out of panic
>>it smiles back
>>uploads itself to SoyBooru
>>post ID: 00000001
>>admins lock thread, call it “The Gem That Saved The Party”
>>Soot himself replies for the first time in 3 years
>>“We have averted Admin 6. The Sharty is safe.”
>>collective soyteen ascension begins
>>sky turns Vantawhite
>>realize I’ve been jakked into a Gemerald reality
>>my body turns into a Cobson trace
>>become one with the Sharty
>>hear faint whisper in the distance
>>“remember, anon… it’s all about the gems we made along the way.”