/soy/ - Soyjaks

goodnight neutralplier

goodnight

Good night, 'teen. Let me read you a bed time story….

There once was a nigger, the ugliest nigger in town. One day, overwhelmed by the desire of fried chicken and the lack of food stamps, he decided to rob a mall.

He wondered and strolled in need of fried chicken, until the smell of beautiful, crispy chicken filled his nose. He ran and ran until he found the source, and slowly walked to the cabinet fragrant of his favorite meal.

And creeped to it, making sure not an alert a cop. Right as he opened it, he was caught in a net.
>I got your ass, NIGGER!! Hitler would be so proud
Chud yelled
<LE ME OUT NIGGA!! I’M JUS TRYNNA FIND SUM CHICKEN!!
Shouted the nigger, before realizing..
<WAIT A DAYUM MINUTE, IS THAT KAYNE PLAYIN’ ON THAT SPOTIFY?? I LOVE KAYNE!!
>No way, I LOVE HIM TOO!
<OHH YOU ONE OF DEM VRIL NIGGAS ON TIKTOK??
>close enough

And from that day onwards, Chud and Nigger became the best of friends, bonding over their love of kayne west.

THE END

>>13928777
nice trips