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fag son or whore daughter

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gay doods waking up get your eyes ready for rape

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would you rather get raped by a BBC or have to consensually fuck a disgusting troon

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Have a talk over coffee with Soot
Have a talk over coffee with Quote

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cant vote but second one

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>>13928072
have a talk over juice with Doll

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Be born in 1950
Be born in 2050 award

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>>13928072
add a vote for soot

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>>13928072
>do gay shit
fuck off just give me femjanny already fuggen jerdee

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>heckin talk with dada doll

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>>13928083
talking over coffee isn't gay you projecting fag

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I can goon to the second one

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>>13928083
wants to fuck the people approving your images award

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>>13928092
Nobody wants real jannies

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>>13928087
sentient nameroll
>>13928092
that's aryan, sexing a lass who works hard? fuck yeah I'm in

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Be born a really rich Indian
Be born a broke Swedish

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A: Infinite bacon, but no games
B: games, infinite games, but no games

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A: Die peacefully in your sleep at the age of 30
B: Live to 300 not aging past 50 but die painfully in burning lava

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>>13928116
anyone who chooses A isn't human

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>>13928108
jannies dont work hard they just post diaper porn and delete gems

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>>13928116
Lava

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A: Marry a 2/10 with a near-perfect personality for your tastes
B: Marry a 9/10 who will never truly love you

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>>13928109
swede

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>>13928121
2 but only if shes perfect

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>>13928121
>marry soytan or femquote
where's the none option?

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Which will happen sooner?

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>>13928129
none of them will happen except total tranny detransition

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TTD is the only correct answer because Total Tranny Death in of itself is self actualizing.

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OPTION A: Unironically talk in solely soyspeak for the next year
OPTION B: Become a sharty offsiter (ie using the websites that can't be said without getting perma'nished)

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>>13928142
kys janny

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>>13928142
I only know of 2 sites that are banned and they're both pedo websites that i cant say so i'd rather talk in only soyspeka

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Option A: Every troon you ever set your eyes on will explode the moment you look at them and it will never be traced back to you, but you will die a sad lonely chud (no mindset for volcelling)
Option B: Every third nigger you touch will have an intensely traumatic event in the future, but you will encounter 5 of those in the next 10 years

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>>13928142
I do both already doe

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>>13928109
if you picked being a rich pajeet you would lose all of your wealth within a day

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Option A: Chud out and do a school shooting
Option B: Troon out and spend the rest of your life on the 'cord

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>>13928182
A because then I become famous on der shardee like solomon

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both im trans btw

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Option A: happy life forever
Option B: Get gangraped by 3 giggling autistic clowns every Saturday for the rest of your life

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OPTION A: what about now it's time to buck
OPTION B: with the bickity buck bumble

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reported, night night feds

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>reported, night night feds

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thot son or gay daughter

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where are you briding to?
Option A: Niggachain AI Layer 2
Option B: Niggachain AI Layer 2

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gay thot or son daughter o algo

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so dyke vs pooner

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>>13928233
Wouldn't a thot son be a chad who sleeps with tons of women?

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Option A: Forget about the sharty and other chuddy websites entirely and become a normalgroid, eating the bugs and drinking the soy
Option B: Discover the TRUTH but become an unironic(?) schizo

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Option A: Look like giggle chat for the next 3 years but go 2 point down (x/10 x-2) from your current looks after those 3 years are up
Option B: Become owner of the sharty for the next 5 years for free (no server costs, advertisement, whatnot) but you lose around 50% of your tech literacy after those 5 years are up

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alright soyim i've already located all of your home addresses from these posts. have your fun. We will be visiting soon.

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thot daughter because she can actually continue my bloodline

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but the son can do sperm banks or something like that or yeah

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I can’t afford to lose 2 points nigga

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But you can look like giggle chat doe

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>>13928182
holy shit the votes for this are so one-sided
i thought it would be more nuanced

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>>13928456
3 years isn’t worth it

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What if you got a giga fly you can keep after the 3 years?

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what if it was 1 point

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It depends. Is my daughter just in a phase or is she an eternal skank? If not I'd go for the gay son. Both are embarrassments and neither will continue my bloodline, but atleast my fag son might achieve something notable, unlike my whore daughter who will probably be beaten to death by her 109th black boyfriend

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>>13928477
In the retirement home she'll be taking that soggy oldfag cock


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