/soy/ - Soyjaks

I am going to rape Soytan's fertile anal womb. I'm gonna paste her internal organs with my chunky cheesy malodorous sebum, all the while screaming, pitched high, directly into her eyes and ears before slowing my desperate humping, sucking hard on Soytan's abominable kike nose, drilling my fat, coffee-stained tongue into her nostrils, sucking out the boogers and spitting them back in her before I prematurely dry-bust like Sting from The Police (I think that was the band he was in). After that I'm going to wrap her engorged (2025) female form with packing tape, duck-free duct tape, electric tape, piano wire and silly string round a table. Take a sample of her AB negative blood, compress in between two pokemon cards, licking so passionately pikachu ad charizard before penetrating her recessed chest with my razor-sharp david bowie knife, splitting her well and wide open, maw to gash, splaying each organ individually before however the fuck you spell that french word la piece di resistaunce or whatever, popping each of my 10,000 barely legal pimples directly into them. A chacuterie of grostesqurie so awful and unbecoming human life, that i will be remembered for decades to come, or at least until the next news cycle.