/soy/ - Soyjaks

Well. Hi there soyteens, you know me
I used to run a site called The Sharty
I was the bottom rung, a communist fag
and I united the site under a shitty flag
My Name's Kuz, I'm in the thread
I'm gonna hit you with the story of my KolymaNet:
Well, it all began down in Knoxville town.
And pretty soon my stench started getting around,
So my mom said to me "take a shower you fatty"
when I was starting a communist party!
So I Bought a small site, or at least I tried.
I had a raw deal and got into a bind,
but after I got it done, and I hatched me a plan;
I said "Hello Chuddies, hope you've got some things to do"
The 'teen's posted back "whatchya gonna do, you communist jew"
I said "banning this at that, oh and all fun too!"

To be or not to be?
Oh chuddy, can't you see,
We're gonna make the site just stop!
You're making soystory
And it's So leaky,
Ooh jannies, time to get a mop!
Don't be stupid, be a smarty:
Come and join the Kolyma party!