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Thread 3. Now updating every other day (hopefully)
Website:
https://hansamsler.com/save-the-bull/<reddit space<reddit space>>13825123You can't just watch this injustice any longer. Summoning courage, you raise your hand and clear your throat.
>Hey, Doorknob, you shouldn't be so mean to service workers. They're just trying to get by, and it's really tough for them in this economy. Please show some empathy.Doorknob goes silent and turns to face you.
Then, he explodes.
–<FUCK YOU SAYIN TO ME NIGGA? YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST TALK LIKE DAT TO ME, MUTHAFUCKA? HUH? YOU BITCH-ASS WHITEBOY?? I AIN'T FUCK WITH YOU! YOU AIN'T MY HOMIE!!! AINT NO CRACKA ASS EVER GON BE MY HOMIE!!
<FUCK YOU THINKIN' YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT TO DO! FUCK YOU NIGGA!!–The barrel of his gun hovers inches away from your face. You quake in your seat, terrified to move a muscle.
>Um… I.. um.. I'm-I'm sorry…<YOU BETTA' BE SORRY, YOU GAYASS FUCKIN' FAGGOT!! I OUGHTA CAP YOU RIGHT NOW!! №13887924[Quote]
Chud goes in o algo!!!
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Suddenly, you hear Low Life's agitated voice from across the table.
<Stop fuckin' cryin', you lil' bitch! You makin' a scene!
Doorknob whips around and sneers at him.
<Makin' a scene?? I'll show you a scene!!
<You think you can just boss me around all da' time, like I some kinda dog?? Fuck you, L! I hate yo' rank ass!
<You fuckin' weird as shit and think you hot shit? HELL NO! Nobody fuckin' like you!
<I gon kill you nigga! I gon kill you right now!!
<Just try it, shorty. See what happens.
<I'M NOT PLAYIN'! I WILL!
<Pussy ass nigga. You know I'd kill you.
<FUCK YOU! I AIN'T SCARED A' SHIT!
They carry on like this for a while, until the waiter comes back and tentatively sets plates of food on the table. He speaks up sheepishly, keeping his head down.
<Here's the appetizers… and sir, here's your.. um.. pork belly.. we made it extra spicy, like you asked…
Doorknob quiets down.
<Good. It betta' be. Fuckin' bitches.
But before any of you have a chance to taste your meal, you hear a loud slam from across the diner. Oh Dear Science. It's an entire SWAT team.
!!<HANDS IN THE AIR, NOW!!!
Icy fear grips your spine. It seems that paying with your card back at the liquor store was a very, very bad idea. The pigs were led straight to your location, and this time they're prepared.
What do you do?
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i twas here
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>>13887929duck behind the branigger's large frame
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>>13887929Use your expert disguise skills and hide all yourself, your Bull, and his friends under the table
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>>13891990Also take the food with you
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>>13887929Seethe your soul out over the sheer injustice facing this heccin valid POC and scream at the SWAT team
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hello OP, I am making an expansion of this image:
https://soyjakwiki.org/images/thumb/2/2a/Legacy_of_Soy.png/1200px-Legacy_of_Soy.png.webp?20250622190943 and I'm adding Save the Bull characters in it
just saying this because this adventure thread is genuinely gemmy, and I hope you'll be there to see the final result of the expansion. I hope this adventure thread NEVER ends!
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>>13895845Thank you very much! I appreciate it a lot, I'm really glad you enjoy it. That sounds very gemmy and I'm honoured
If you haven't seen it already, I put all the character sprites in this thread on /r/:
https://soyjak.st/r/thread/23273.html<reddit spaceAlso, the thread VVILL have an ending, since it's got a planned out story arc and it's just just running aimlessly. But it'll keep going for years, so a very long time
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>>13887929idk i didnt read the story
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im surprised this has been still going on geg
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>xes alive
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>>13896068you don't need much context other than that you have a crackpipe thing you can put to your mouth that lets you soyduel people on the astral plane (and the cops have ones too)
& you're trying to save your bull from ICE award
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'log was wiped geggle
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>>13916743hasn't this happened 2 times today? why are janjans leaking so much
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>>13920509Oh. My. Science. I am SO sorry.
You're absolutely right. I made a lapse in my judgement and that is NOT okay. I understand the emotional strain and panic attacks that this kind of ruining of immersion causes. I'll do better. I'll BE better. I'll be a decent human being, like YOU deserve for me to be.
Just please, don't let my worst moments define me. I know there's no excuse for putting your mental health in danger like this, but I can change. I'll think more about my white privilege and neurotypical privilege before being so careless.
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stb 43 and 44 are missing on the site, i am leaking FURIOUSLY over this.
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>>13930517oh, they're not missing, I just linked them together wrong. Fixed it, thanks for pointing it out
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Also, sorry about the lack of update, I just got hit with a ton of really big homework assignments this week so I don't have a lot of time
I'll still update if I can but things will probably be slow for this week. I'll be updating at a quicker pace next week.
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>>13887929Stop time and jerk off geg
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>>13887929Ask reddit if you are the asshole
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Run away and leave doorknob behind because doorknob isn't wholesome enough
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set the place on fire using the alcohol
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how much of your storage is dedicated to these panels, because their file sizes seem really large (especially the gifs)
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>>13933517They are really big but I compress them under 1 MB before I put the on the site (or to at least like 3MB)
I did not realize how much I was raping quote's servers until I had my own servers to manage geg
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>>13887929Get the jump on the pigs and soyduel them
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Gem go up
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Marge when's the next panels o algo
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>>13962733As I said earlier, I'm incredibly busy right now so there probably won't be new panels this week
I'll be free again on Monday thoughever
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>>13962797Just checking, this series is such a gem it's unreal
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Gem go up o algo
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Nigga just went on vacation
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Can't wait for the new panels o algo
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Oh and bump
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UPPITY BUMP though
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this is basically homestuck. idk why y'all hate "troonslop" gemmies so much if you guys just end up making so called troonslop with a soyjack paint over it
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>>14016418So you're basically shaming the existence of all adventure threads in the history of the Sharty which coincidentially have a similar format as homestuck
>Kill Your Meme filenameNot even once.
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>>14016364I'm not, working on the next panels tonight and going to be posting them either today or tomorrow
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>>14016418kys big nigger lips spammer
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>>14027039I'm sorry you're gonna be forced to be with portuniggers
best of luck to you OP
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>>14027039Sorry OP, hope Portugal will be fun at least, is it one of the good Mexican countries or however the border is hopped?
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>>14028505Marge what's the ETA on the next panels?
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Oh and also bump
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>>14042728Decided to go to sleep because I'd been staying up till 6am each night and I was feeling the sleep deprivation. Got home now and I'm working on the panels again, should have them ready in about an hour or two
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>>14042744Take your time, man
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>>14042760Thank you. I apologize for being gone for a week, I was scrambling to get the manuscript together for my comic book (the cheesed to meet you mouse) so I could get it to my publishing company.
STILL working on that and hopefully I won't miss the publisher's (vague) deadline, but I didn't want to leave Save The Bull dormant any longer so I'm updating today
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>>14042888It's fine man, a gem takes time, I understand
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>>13891990>>13891993You and your comrades quickly create a makeshift barricade with your table and duck onto the floor. You, of course, make sure to bring the food with you. You paid for it! Or, you were going to. Probably. Maybe.
They begin exchanging fire with the police, but the cops are closing in rapidly. Despite this, they seem to feel comfortable enough to be snacking. Low Life, for one, is shoving Funko Bites in his mouth.
<What is this, like some pizza bites shit? S'good.>Um, they're actually Funko Bites, and they have a blend of artisinal goat cheese and in-house marinara-<So they's pizza bites.>Well, not exa-<Pizza. Bites.<It's bites of pizza. Retard.You go silent.
^Maaan, why I have to be a fuckin' human table man? Thas messed up!<You rather be a human shield, fatass? Shut the fuck up!^Aight aight, sheesh!^Mmm, these oreos is good.<Oreos?? I thought you was just talkin' 'bout your refined tastes n shit!^Nothin' wrong with oreos, son. They's classic.<Whatever.Lil Doorknob takes a hesitant bite of his pulled pork, holding it in his hand like a snake. He immediately spits.
<ECH!<What, too spicy?<Fuck you!!>C'mon, what are you doing?? You gotta focus on shooting!Despite your words, you've grabbed some fried Oreos yourself. But you NEED to do it to lower your stress levels, so it's different.
<Yeah, I's on it.Jamal is locked in, firing intermittently. Low Life is as well, but you get the impression that he's holding back out of desire not to lose his other arm.
Things are looking increasingly dire. If the cops cross the aisle, it's game over.
What do you do?
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>>14046257You threw the plates at these chuddy pigs like a frisby
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>>14046257toss a grenade center mass of the cops
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>>14046257Put the pipe thing o algo into your mouth, the one with the swedejak demon thing or something in it, then begin a soyduel with the pigs
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>>14046257scream that they took you hostage and run out then come back and knock the cops out o algo
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>>14054259Forgot to reppey to the post itself award
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>>14046257soyduel all the pigs at once
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bvmo, how could you tell?
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why do people keep uping this its already looped and op is on holiday so he cant make shit
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>>14060945fell for the falseflag award
OP isn't on holiday, xe made a new panel yesterday
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>>14060945Because why not?
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>>14054334hes the one they are hunting retard first panel he gets raided by chud cops
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waiting for the next panel award
necrobumped it again award
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Goodnight for now, someone else negrobump for me while I'm gone
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Good morning o algo
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>>14084154I apologize for the slow updates, as I've said before I currently have my hands full getting my other comic ready for publishing.
I've been chronicling my progress in drawing that on /qa/ if you're interested:
https://soyjak.st/qa/thread/831308.htmlAnyway, I'm hoping to have everything for that finished by the end of Sunday, so by Monday I'll be able to have all my focus on Save The Bull again.
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>>14084226It's fine man, take your time
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sorry about the wait, going to try to post the next panel tomorrow
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>>14133968nobody cares nigga, this story is shit and youre interacting with chatbots.
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>>14133968A gem takes time, we understand
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No panel today unfortunately, my hands have still been full with getting that comic publishing thing done. My publisher gave me an extra week (this week) to work on it, quite graciously, so I do need to get that done ASAP.
I'll work on Save the Bull when I can, but especially considering that the next panels are going to be some very hard ones to get right, being fight scenes, I'd rather do them when I can dedicate my full attention to them (i.e. next week). To my mind, it's better to have slow updates that are good rather than rushed ones, since it's very hard to keep an adventure thread like this funny and interesting for this long.
I do, again, apologize for the delays. I know it's annoying to see this thread on the 'log with no updates. I wish that I could just put the thread into hibernation until I had something to show (no offense to the people who have been bumping the thread, I do appreciate your enthusiasm)
<reddit spaceI did put some slopjaks on the website though in a format like a framed painting in a museum though which I think is pretty geggy
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>>14153309Take your time aryan, rushing the panels will only make them shit
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>>14153309geg nice 'o and tranny portraits
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>>14153309Take your time, we understand
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Nigger slop thread
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>>14153503Any news on allat
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>>14171156No new word from Quote, no. He said he'd ask around his people and let me know if he can send someone to help.
Apart from that, I've been chugging along on getting the manuscript for my comic book finished. The deadline is Sunday so after that I'll be free to get back on a regular schedule with Save The Bull updates.