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high rn and I have come to the realization that the simple things in live are the key to "surfing the kali yuga"
Imagine getting high with your friends at like 12am, except one of you whos the DD or some shit and you end up going to waffle house car pooling
yall are getting plates of food, its now 1am yall all work together or some shit probably night shift(getting jobs off ur friends is the method btw, if your homie got a job you can maybe become a coworker if his boss is chill)
but yall all gotta be somewhere at 2am till 10am or later, but rn you dont care about that shit
you get one of those hashbrown stake bowl things with the american cheese on it and some toast
you eat like a starving african child
you all pile into a car playing music and go off to work, then the poor bastard DD can get high in the walk in freezer or smoker ally or take an edible

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i don't have friends though

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>>86680
i'll be ur friend bro, ur the DD tho

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the waffle hovse is agarthan

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>>86679 (OP)
Yes but you’d only be doing that in lieu of having sex with a girl

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>>86704
nigga who cares
If you are just fucking some random foid for fun, thats no different than messing around with your friends for fun.
It only matters if you are actually dating and think you might start a family. Hookup culture was created and promoted by da joos to stop ytpipo from having kids and to spend the years they should have spent finding a long term partner fucking and dumping until they are all spent, while niggas and sandniggers will be pumping out kids from the age of like 25.
Hanging out with friends is the way to go. If finding a good partner was actually possible and wasn't the CBT that it is now, people would be doing it. Most of this site are inkwells of some sort, and if we aren't getting girls, its better to enjoy our time with friends than sit at home jerking off or staring at a screen all day.

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>>86704
Eh, over rated, meaningless sex that is, when its with a girl you love its fuckin MAGIC but I'm just giving tips to the public here man, not everyone has a qt3.14 who likes cuddles and giving you morning head, some people just got nothin

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>>>86704
>nigga who cares
>If you are just fucking some random foid for fun, thats no different than messing around with your friends for fun.
>It only matters if you are actually dating and think you might start a family. Hookup culture was created and promoted by da joos to stop ytpipo from having kids and to spend the years they should have spent finding a long term partner fucking and dumping until they are all spent, while niggas and sandniggers will be pumping out kids from the age of like 25.
>Hanging out with friends is the way to go. If finding a good partner was actually possible and wasn't the CBT that it is now, people would be doing it. Most of this site are inkwells of some sort, and if we aren't getting girls, its better to enjoy our time with friends than sit at home jerking off or staring at a screen all day.
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did you write this while high too?

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>>86760
i did, i was very high



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