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 â„–85747[Quote]

>be me
>in ap anatomy class
>dissecting rabbit's digestive system
>shit is still in the colon
>partner is a foid and some boy that doesn't do shit
>foid doesn't want to help dissect or wear goggles eve&doe the teacher said so
>guy flirts with girl the whole time
>found the liver, stomach, colon, kidneys, and large intestine
>rabbit shit pellets and brown goo that has been chemically preserved cover half the atrophied stomach
>frantically look for the white spot for the pancreas
>find it because I asked the teacher
>teacher got mad and quit helping
>the spleen is attached to some random fold in titfuck nowhere smeared with stomach acid and shit
>can't find spleen b4 class ends because the white spot I am supposed to look for is masked by the stomach acid and rabbit shit
>foid complains that I didn't find the spleen eve&doe she didn't do a single thing

Why are women like this? Who signs up for AN AP course w/o intending to dissect an animal? God I hate group projects so much

 â„–85748[Quote]

>>85747 (OP)
I don't like nasty gorey stuff so I didn't pick biology for my AP equivalent. Its anatomy so its even more specifically going to be like this. What were they thinking they were going to do? Also its not just the foid in the wrong here, the guy is a nigger too for clowning around entertaining her the whole time.
Ik the term is overused but group projects really are humiliation rituals. More introverted/loner people will be put in a group with people that clearly think less of them, will sit in silence while everyone else is messing around, and will inevitably get saddled with most of the work.

 â„–85752[Quote]

>>85748
I know dude I got cucked because I was too busy actually working. I'm just going to try and memorize all of the tells for rabbit parts because that thing is too far gone to go off position. I'm pretty smart but I'm going to need adderal so I don't burn out.

 â„–85756[Quote]

just tell them to fuck off or something

 â„–85817[Quote]

you should dissect HER and cut up HER spleen

 â„–85818[Quote]

mods rule 6

 â„–85821[Quote]

>>85818
xhe isn't promoting animal abuse doebeit, its part of xheir schoolwork

 â„–85825[Quote]

>>85821
itt we dox the school for EGIing cacas



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