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I was walking up the stairs to my dorm and there were 2 women ahead of me. Since I always go up 3 stairs at a time I had to pass them since foids always walk really slowly. Anyway when I got off the stairs I heard the two of them burst out laughing and I am pretty sure it was because of what I did since the laughter started right after I got off and they had halted their conversation as I walked past them. I hope they trip and fall over the railing and die. This is probably the 3rd or 4th time something like this has happened to me on the stairs.

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crazy because I remember hearing shit adjacent to this when I was in middle school and was way too young to be browsing 4cuck's /r9k/ and remember thinking
>what the fuck? these pathetic incels are so funny how could you hate women they are just like a man or whatever but with pussy and tits.
and now that im older I get this post literally 100% down to the exact situation and everything geg

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to be fair going up the stairs 3 at a time does look pretty fucking gay

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>>84743
the only people I see going up 1 stair at a time are foids and gays doebiet

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>>84736 (OP)
3 steps at a time is aryan. No time to waste, and you get leg workouts done too
doebeit it looks autistic as fuck, keep it at 2 max to look normal

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>>84751
nigga the only people who go up the stairs 3 at a time are autists who wear tapered sweatpants that end above their ankles

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>>84743
I do it so much that now going up one at a time feels weird. There is also a higher chance of tripping if I go up one at a time since I would have to do thrice as many steps. Maybe I could compromise and do two at a time but would probably laugh at that too.
>>84755
That used to be me but I have normal pants now.

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Foids and goyim lack the vril energy to walk up stairs at a "I have somewhere to be" pace, its so annoying, I also walk 2-3 stairs at a time
The goyim are so annoying they want me to slow down and drink coca cola and watch goyvision, all retarded, stop calling me sperg for not wanting to participate in this for the opinions of useless eaters

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>>84761
That is true; when I walk to class, I usually have to walk on the grass beside the sidewalk because the sidewalks are filled with slow walkers. Many of them use shitty bluetooth earbuds, probably to listen to garbage, so I used to get them out of my way by lightly elbowing them, but I realized it was kind of gross to touch them since some of them probably don't wash their clothes very often. So now if a slow walker with earbuds is in my way I just stick my hand in front of their face and snap my fingers.

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>>84778
geg autism overload

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>>84761
everyone knows you as the geek who walks 3 steps at a time
>>84778
you can not be real bro

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AUTISM WON

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>>84784
>Naaaahhh yall two sperg ahh crakkka bluds aint be mofuggin NORMAL yall gotta stop bein weer else yall not gon be gettin no mofuggin bitches mayne erbuddy laffin at yo crakkka ahh

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>>84786
gigachad says this btw

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>>84786
Nothing she said is wrong, racist sperglord

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>>84798
foid hands

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>>>84761
>That is true; when I walk to class, I usually have to walk on the grass beside the sidewalk because the sidewalks are filled with slow walkers. Many of them use shitty bluetooth earbuds, probably to listen to garbage, so I used to get them out of my way by lightly elbowing them, but I realized it was kind of gross to touch them since some of them probably don't wash their clothes very often. So now if a slow walker with earbuds is in my way I just stick my hand in front of their face and snap my fingers.
<origiga

 β„–84856[Quote]

OP, you have inspired me, I'm gonna start going 3 stairs up at a time too

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I CAN'T BREED.
I HATE WOMEN. THEY'RE STUPID. WHY DON'T THEY WANT TO GO ON A DATE WITH ME? FUCKING WOMEN, ALL OF THEM ARE TRASH.
KILL WIMMIN. Behead women. Roundhouse kick a woman into the concrete. Slam dunk a woman into the trash can. Crucify filthy foids.
GRRR… WOMEN…
IT'Z DA FOOIDZZZZZ

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>I CAN'T BREED.
>I HATE WOMEN. THEY'RE STUPID. WHY DON'T THEY WANT TO GO ON A DATE WITH ME? FUCKING WOMEN, ALL OF THEM ARE TRASH.
>KILL WIMMIN. Behead women. Roundhouse kick a woman into the concrete. Slam dunk a woman into the trash can. Crucify filthy foids.
>GRRR… WOMEN…
>IT'Z DA FOOIDZZZZZ
<origiga

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Niggas here will act like xhis and wonder why they have no friends

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>>84902
Evendoe I'm their friends



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