[ home / overboard ] [ soy / qa / raid / r ] [ craft ] [ int / pol ] [ a / an / asp / biz / mtv / r9k / tech / v / sude / x ] [ q / news / chive / rules / pass / bans / status ] [ wiki / booru / irc ]

A banner for soyjak.party

/r9k/ - ROBOT9999

The robot has returned
Catalog
Email
Subject
Comment
File
Password (For file deletion.)

File: aryan heaven.mp4 📥︎ (962.31 KB, 768x1058) ImgOps

 â„–84569[Quote]

Things puberty didn't give me:
>a manly voice
>thick facial hair
Things puberty did give me:
<ass hair
<chest hair
<armpit hair
<a fucking jungle around my dick that I have to cut constantly because it grows really fast and when it's grown out it starts sweating and stinking constantly
FUCK YOU, nature. I HATE YOU. And for the record, I'm 22 so it's already over for the voice part and I probably won't have a good beard until I'm like 35.

 â„–84570[Quote]

File: ack.gif 📥︎ (750.68 KB, 336x480) ImgOps

I look my age and I'm big and muscular thanks to years of grinding in the gym but whenever I'm playing online games I usually keep quiet because when people hear my voice they always assume I'm 15. For fucks sake, most 15 year olds have deeper voices than me.

 â„–84573[Quote]

File: 1770801049699w.png 📥︎ (9.24 KB, 641x730) ImgOps

What puberty gave me:
>baby face
>receding hairline
>recessed jaw
>massive gyno (they literally look like boobs)
>no muscle
>depression
I think I might be a soyboy. Well, at least I'm 6'3.

 â„–84601[Quote]

get laser hair removal, no this isn't a psyopto make you a tranny. If you are really worried about looking like a creepy pedonigger you can buy some at home ipl device and just do it yourself it'll just take forever to see progress.

 â„–84606[Quote]

>>84605
My main concern is not the hair, it's just a thing that really annoys me sometimes. The worst part is my voice. I barely sound more mature than a prepubescent child. I know there are men with high pitched voices, like Jeff Nippard or Joe Rogan, but the thing with them is that even though their voices are high pitched they are still adult men's voices. You hear them and you just know that a child or a teenager or a woman does not sound like that, it's just a man who got unlucky with his vocal cords. My voice is a whole other fucking level. People in online games genuinely assume I'm a thirteen year old going through puberty when they hear my voice. Nobody believes me when I say I'm 22. IRL I'm fucking comical because they see this big muscular dude and then he starts speaking and sound like a motherfucking kid. Women are probably instantly turned off when they hear me speak. I hate this shit.

 â„–84607[Quote]

>>84606
meant for >>84601 idk how I managed to put a 5 instead of 1 there

 â„–84820[Quote]

You're Indian, arent you?

 â„–84838[Quote]

Thick facial hair at a young age almost everytime mean you will go bald before 40, you might have dodged a ugly one there

 â„–84839[Quote]

File: a.jpg 📥︎ (77.56 KB, 1200x800) ImgOps

>>84606
having Joe Rogan has a masculinity esthetic reference

 â„–84879[Quote]

>>84820
No, I'm Russian



[Return][Catalog][Go to top][Post a Reply]
Delete Post [ ]
[ home / overboard ] [ soy / qa / raid / r ] [ craft ] [ int / pol ] [ a / an / asp / biz / mtv / r9k / tech / v / sude / x ] [ q / news / chive / rules / pass / bans / status ] [ wiki / booru / irc ]