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I can't get a job because I don't have a DL, can't get a DL because I can't get a job. My family refuses to let me go to driving school. The only way that'll change is if I just be a NEET until I'm 25 (unhirable without experience) because then I won't have to get a DL.
It has gotten to the point where I'm genuinely suicidal. There are food shortages because my family is so retarded to the point where they spend d all their paychecks as soon as they get them.
It's to the point where I'm considering suicide because it feels like all I could ever do is consume product, get excited for next product, shitpost here and then off myself because my life will not get better.
Please somebody just let me know anything I can do about this. Please just tell me if there's a way for me to get a DL.

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Jannies I'm not actively planning to kill myself just so you know

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sadly i can't give much actual advice. but i hope the jannies don't delete this thread, as i know it can possibly help deter you from doing that

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What the fuck is going on in muttland? Can't you just take public transportation to work? I don't have a drivers license, but I'm currently in an apprenticeship. I could afford one doe, I'm just a lazy little fuck.

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you can always join the military and die in the middle east

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is it possible for you to do some kind of remote work?

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>>84513
No, busses are dogshit and full of niggers.
>>84516
I can't, I tried doing it before and got sent to a psych ward out for saying I want to off myself
>>84517
Isn't remote work a meme?

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>>84524
No plenty of people work remotely, you may even want to stick with a remote job after getting ypur DL

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>>84527
At what? HR?

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>>84524
You are retarded. Why would you admit to the millitary psych evaluator that you are suicidal. What did you think would happen?

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Isnt there any jobs within walking distance of you?

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>>84533
Maybe I should've just fucking done it
I've lost 2 job opportunities for telling the truth.

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>>84537
Ironically they're both delivery driver jobs

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hey nigga i can send you money via bitcoin how much do you need

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>>84533
tsmt. If there's one thing that you absolutely never tell the military, it's that you have/had suicidal ideations. That's permanently out the window for you now, so I'd go with the other chud's idea and look for remote work. I haven't looked into it too much but I remember that before I snapped and enlisted Zip recruiter had a fair number of remote jobs. Just be prepared to do call center work like a jeet o algo. The other option you have is asking a friend for help getting your license but even then you still need a car once you have it.
Rope is never the answer unless you're a troon. Don't be afraid to take risks when you have nothing to lose.

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Oh yeah also look into Job Corp they'll help you get certified in a trade which can help out a lot.

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>>84524
if your fit enough, and i mean able to do 25 pullups plus, or if you speak spanish, you could join either the french or spanish foreign legion. I'm only saying this because they accept basically anyone that's fit and healthy, with the exception being the spanish one where you need to be of some spanish heritage (like latin american), but since your from the usa, you might get away with it.

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>>84528
i think you need a degree for that lol
probably some Indian tier shit like uhh customer support or data entry
it'll suck but don't think of it as permanent… just a stepping stone to you DL

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>>84568
25 pullups is a lot 💀

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>>84568
Not hispanic but maybe I can larp since texas was a part of spain
>>84564
Thanks. I'll contact them soon



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