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tell us some interesting stories from your ancestors/family history

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I am part of the lineage of the former King of Romania, Mihai (it would be Michael in english). I am a member of the royal family, but it isn’t like England where you’re like the actual rulers, it’s more just wealth and a sort of disappointment of « what could have been ». I do not live in Romania anymore but it doesn’t seem like the monarchy will return anytime soon, so I guess that title is just a neat party trick

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i can trace my family lineage back to a knight in the court of richard the lionheart (or some other english king i can't remember) also my family helped colonize north america

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My dad went from
poor farming villager -> Phd at a top university
But I'm a mentally ill failure

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One art smuggler affiliated with the russian mafia, multiple nazis, one serial military service deserter who lived with amerindians in the desert when not in prison, one double agent during ww1, one major architect of the holocaust in eastern europe, &c. &.

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>>83933
Oh and the bank robber ofc can't forget that one

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>>83916
>nusoibabas are royalty

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I have MULTIPLE family members that have literally been deported for being in the cartel geg it wasn't high level stuff but it was enough to get them in serious trouble

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I wish they would tell me anything about my ancestors. I dont even know anything about my grandparents
What I do know is that a couple up my moms line immigrated from Russian-controled Warsaw in 1885
A lot of my family fought for the Confederacy in the civil wae
Some of my aunts and uncles still occupy a town that was depopulated in the civil war and never recovered, in eastern North Carolina.
And one of my aunts is a shut-in that bought a ton of houses, does nothing with them, but freaks out if you touch them or ask to buy them

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not that interesting but my great great grandfather was friends with the oldest man ever photographed and named his son after him and I still have that guy's last name as my middle name. also my grandfather descends from one of the first families of German settlers in America, his last name is really rare (like less than 1000 people rare) but unfortunately I don't carry it since my dad was born after his parents got married.
<snca space
I know these are boring I just couldn't think of anything else.

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i have a few black and jewish ancestors

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>>83915 (OP)
I had a ww2 'jewhunter' in my family
we know this from old letters and the remains of his paycheck (german coins with swastikas)
as far as I knew he escaped prosecution

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My great-grandfather from my dad's side was a partisan during the Slovak National Uprising in WW2, later he got caught and was put in a work camp somewhere in Germany until the war ended.

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Armies my ancestors fought in:
7th SS Volunteer Mountain Division Prinz Eugen or 31st SS Volunteer Grenadier Division (Great Grandfather, Yugoslavian Campaign)
Common Army (Austria Hungary, Great Great Grandfather)
Royal Netherlands East Indies Army (Great Grand Uncle, Pacific War)
Italian Royal Army (Italian invasion of Libya or Western Desert campaign)
Random Samurai Clan (My Grandmother is Jap)

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>bait dump

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>>83915 (OP)
My great-grandparents on my roach side moved from bvlgaria to tvrkey with the population exchanges, thats an interesting period of balkan history
I know of at least two people on my french side that served in the army during ww2, i know one of them got sent to do farming work in germany after being captured

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muh mom's side comes from szlachta, one of the members was an archbishop
muh grandpa randomly had photos of his dick on his camera
muh great-grandfather ran away for some reason

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>>83915 (OP)
My great grandfather was cleaning his shotgun which was unknowingly loaded with a bullet. During the cleaning process, he of course, touched the trigger, and since the shotgun just so happened to be aiming towards his stomach, you can guess what happens next. Right in front of my great grandmother too, who incidentally, was pregnant with my grandma at the time.

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My mothers side owned slaves

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>>83936
I have a family associate who is an assassin, one who is a rapist (he attempted to rape my grandma, but ultimately failed when my mother brought a man to defend her). I assume this is common in spic families, that you'll have some, if not AT LEAST a few cousins/uncles and general family associates that are absolutely deranged.

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>>83919
>>83935
A lot of westerners can trace their ancestry back to royalty. I can trace mine back to the Byzantine emperors. It’s not a direct line or anythin. I only know this because I have some old hags in my family who have nothing better to do than research this stuff, but chances are that you have royal ancestry too if you’re European or have European ancestry.

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>>84055
yeah there always is some neuroticism in spic families, that and someone who is obsessed with skulls or satanism or sum shit. every1 I talk to who is also a spic has some uncle or aunt that has a demon tattoo or has a grandma that does weird spic voodoo

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I'm ethnically Buryat which is like native siberian and because of the russian civil war and the Bolsheviks, my ancestors fled to mongolia. They had to go through lots of mountains with thick taiga forests and the socialist mongolian government didnt like buryats so a lot of buryats were persecuted during that era but luckily my ancestors survived all of those challenges for me to exist as a loser

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>>84099
Do they remember this guy, or anything about the Bogd Khanate? Or did they flee Russia after the civil war happened and when the Socialists were already in power?

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>>84100
I believe my ancestors fled russia during the civil war when the bolsheviks were sperging out in siberia and killing people, but i havent heard the full historical story and only stories passed down from relatives, but since archiving and such was bad and chaotic during those times i dont think i will ever hear the full historic story. Yes and we remember this period, I love baron ungern. The best timeline was if the whites won the civil war.

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>>84105
bro descends from the goat

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my grandam worked at death camp (as a cook for germans ofc) my grabdma worked at some germans dude farm durning ww2 too they both survived the war



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