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i can trace my family lineage back to a knight in the court of richard the lionheart (or some other english king i can't remember) also my family helped colonize north america
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One art smuggler affiliated with the russian mafia, multiple nazis, one serial military service deserter who lived with amerindians in the desert when not in prison, one double agent during ww1, one major architect of the holocaust in eastern europe, &c. &.
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>>83933Oh and the bank robber ofc can't forget that one
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I wish they would tell me anything about my ancestors. I dont even know anything about my grandparents
What I do know is that a couple up my moms line immigrated from Russian-controled Warsaw in 1885
A lot of my family fought for the Confederacy in the civil wae
Some of my aunts and uncles still occupy a town that was depopulated in the civil war and never recovered, in eastern North Carolina.
And one of my aunts is a shut-in that bought a ton of houses, does nothing with them, but freaks out if you touch them or ask to buy them
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not that interesting but my great great grandfather was friends with the oldest man ever photographed and named his son after him and I still have that guy's last name as my middle name. also my grandfather descends from one of the first families of German settlers in America, his last name is really rare (like less than 1000 people rare) but unfortunately I don't carry it since my dad was born after his parents got married.
<snca space
I know these are boring I just couldn't think of anything else.
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>>83915 (OP)I had a ww2 'jewhunter' in my family
we know this from old letters and the remains of his paycheck (german coins with swastikas)
as far as I knew he escaped prosecution
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My great-grandfather from my dad's side was a partisan during the Slovak National Uprising in WW2, later he got caught and was put in a work camp somewhere in Germany until the war ended.
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Armies my ancestors fought in:
7th SS Volunteer Mountain Division Prinz Eugen or 31st SS Volunteer Grenadier Division (Great Grandfather, Yugoslavian Campaign)
Common Army (Austria Hungary, Great Great Grandfather)
Royal Netherlands East Indies Army (Great Grand Uncle, Pacific War)
Italian Royal Army (Italian invasion of Libya or Western Desert campaign)
Random Samurai Clan (My Grandmother is Jap)
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>bait dump
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>>83915 (OP)My great-grandparents on my roach side moved from bvlgaria to tvrkey with the population exchanges, thats an interesting period of balkan history
I know of at least two people on my french side that served in the army during ww2, i know one of them got sent to do farming work in germany after being captured
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muh mom's side comes from szlachta, one of the members was an archbishop
muh grandpa randomly had photos of his dick on his camera
muh great-grandfather ran away for some reason
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>>83915 (OP)My great grandfather was cleaning his shotgun which was unknowingly loaded with a bullet. During the cleaning process, he of course, touched the trigger, and since the shotgun just so happened to be aiming towards his stomach, you can guess what happens next. Right in front of my great grandmother too, who incidentally, was pregnant with my grandma at the time.
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My mothers side owned slaves
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>>83936I have a family associate who is an assassin, one who is a rapist (he attempted to rape my grandma, but ultimately failed when my mother brought a man to defend her). I assume this is common in spic families, that you'll have some, if not AT LEAST a few cousins/uncles and general family associates that are absolutely deranged.
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>>84055yeah there always is some neuroticism in spic families, that and someone who is obsessed with skulls or satanism or sum shit. every1 I talk to who is also a spic has some uncle or aunt that has a demon tattoo or has a grandma that does weird spic voodoo
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I'm ethnically Buryat which is like native siberian and because of the russian civil war and the Bolsheviks, my ancestors fled to mongolia. They had to go through lots of mountains with thick taiga forests and the socialist mongolian government didnt like buryats so a lot of buryats were persecuted during that era but luckily my ancestors survived all of those challenges for me to exist as a loser
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>>84100I believe my ancestors fled russia during the civil war when the bolsheviks were sperging out in siberia and killing people, but i havent heard the full historical story and only stories passed down from relatives, but since archiving and such was bad and chaotic during those times i dont think i will ever hear the full historic story. Yes and we remember this period, I love baron ungern. The best timeline was if the whites won the civil war.
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my grandam worked at death camp (as a cook for germans ofc) my grabdma worked at some germans dude farm durning ww2 too they both survived the war
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bumperino o algx asi or something im cis by the way how could you tell fuggen sharty
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This isn't my story, a friend of mine told it to me. During World War II, when his great-grandfather was fighting on the Eastern Front and the fighting was already underway in Hungary, he and several soldiers had to take up a position in a Hungarian house, either on the second floor or in the attic. When the soldiers had already fortified their position, a Hungarian woman suddenly burst in and started yelling at them. The soldiers told her to shut up, but the woman continued to babble on, so great-grandfather simply threw the Hungarian woman out the window…
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>>83915 (OP)my great grandfather who recently died served in the US army and got sent off to korea while the war was happening. Another one of my great grandads was an arsonist
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I’m Aussie and one of my ancestors was a member of the united irishmen and for his participation in the 1788 Irish uprising (his records got lost in civil war so nophono knows what his actually specific crime was) he was sent to the penal colony of New South Wales. Eventually he became a freeman and was given land to start up a farm, he married a 20 yo at 51 (OYYYYY) and had 11 kids. He also made a new dog breed that eventually became apart of the Australian stumpy tailed cattle dog which is the most common and prized cattle dog in the country today
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>>85281nevermind I didn't get a nu-ID
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My great grandpa fought at Stalingrad on the good guys side and my great uncle died because of an unexploded artillery shell
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>>85295Did your great-grandpa survive WW2? If so how on earth did he manage to survive the bloodiest battle in human history and still continued to fight on the Eastern Front
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marge why are all the ids from before 3 days ago the same
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>>85393me and those 30 other people are actually same fagging and schizophrenic.
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My mothers side had danish dutch speaking farmers that moved to america. I have aryan ancestors yet I am a fucking joke
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>>83915 (OP)My great grandfather molested my aunts
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my grandfather on my moms side was a marijuana & probably an opium and sold it as it was the only way to make money in a nophono town in southern sinaloa during the 70s. the mexican army got to him in ~1978 xhe tried to defend himself with a fucking .22 revolver, and died. also xhe married my grandma when she was 15
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>>83915 (OP)For quick context, I live in Honduras. Back in the 70's-80's, military service was "mandatory" but they didn't draft you or send you a letter like you would expect, the army just kidnapped random people as long as they looked old or young enough to serve. Thing is, these guys come for my grandfather some random day, and my grandpa was somehow strong as fuck, he didn't even use his body for anything, he was just born like that. So he starts beating the shit out of this soldier, somehow steals his weapon and breaks his nose. My grandmother says the man was looked for by the police during 6 weeks atleast, until they gave up. My grandpa was the most badass guy ever, unfortunately he passed away when I was 2, may he rest in peace
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on my grandmothers side her family grave is a communist shrine in chile i thinK????
my dad told me something like that
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My dad's uncle was a protestant in the albanian communist party he died in the uprising and got a school named after him