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 83739[Quote]

When you're in your room jerking off, how are you supposed to wash your hands? You’re forced to leave the room, which is a huge hassle. So I just go about my day and touch my stuff with my dirty hands, like my work laptop and my Rubik’s Cube and so on. On one occasion, a girl wanted to try out my Rubik's Cube - which I hadn't washed - and I just handed it to her. This was lowkey tough because it felt like she was indirectly touching my dick.

 83741[Quote]

you just sexually molested someone

 83742[Quote]

Go to the fucking bathroom and wash them you fucking retard. If you really want to be sneaky about it you could wait for a few seconds, flush the toilet and wash your hands.

 83744[Quote]

>>83742
Shut the fuck up faggot I'll do whatever I want

 83746[Quote]

wash your hands and disinfect all your shit you literally violate the dignity of others

 83747[Quote]

Just nut in a sock you sick fuck

 83748[Quote]

>>83747
I do this doe?

 83749[Quote]

keep a bottle of hand sanitizer in your room. i can’t get up and down lots in the night cause my house is small and i will wake everyone up, ideally i would wash my hands but i dont feel like getting scolded in the morning for my “loud footsteps”

 83750[Quote]

Ok guys I felt bad about it so I disinfected my phone, laptop, the cube etc

 83751[Quote]

>>83739 (OP)
Don't know about you OP but I usually need to piss after so I just go and piss also helps get the sweat off my chair when I get up

 83752[Quote]

>>83751
sorry for the sage I forgot to remove it from an earlier post

 83753[Quote]

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>>83750
Finally
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