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 82807[Quote]

Decided to play more vrchat and it’s a poker game with 3-4 people in it. This girl adds me after I talk for a few minutes. Eventually the other 2 leave and we play poker for a bit longer, she’s laughing as I tell her more jokes. Then I got bored and she goes up to my face and starts petting me for about 30-45 minutes straight telling me she’s okay with anything that I’m into regarding memes or personality and that I can message her at any time of the day and she’ll respond.
<NIGGA SPACE
I think she’s trying to add me to her eboy harem or groom me somehow but she doesn’t sound fat or ugly. ‘Teens do I take the bait?

 82824[Quote]

>>82807 (OP)
>petting me for about 30-45 minutes
Nigger if you roleplayed with her for almost an hour you might as well. Did you really have nothing else better to do doe?

 82826[Quote]

>>82824
>Nigger if you roleplayed with her
Marge, I was just talking to her and being friendly. Before that I was walking around and trying to talk to random people, including chuds mic spamming nigger. Then I went and played poker.
>Did you really have nothing else better to do doe?
I was dead tired at that point and really didn’t care plus it’s a foid who is interested in me so why not entertain it? It’s that or play fnv or go work on some snca skills
<NIGGA SPACE
Most soycels would kill for an interaction like this geg.

 82828[Quote]

she probably fat

 82830[Quote]

>>82828
You’re probably right albeit

 82835[Quote]

>>82826
>Most soycels would kill for an interaction like this geg.
trve, talk to her and update us

 82836[Quote]

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its a man with a voicechanger bro

 82839[Quote]

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>decided to play more vrchat
nigga why? just play the ones where you kill people instead

 82847[Quote]

You can easily check how fat she is by how the hands fall to the model i think

 82862[Quote]

fuck it dude talk to her more even if it all goes to shit atleast you gained some experience talking to girls

 82863[Quote]

if you actually got headpatted by either a dude with a voice changer or a fat woman for 30 minutes straight, with nothing else better to do, then you might as well accept the offer or just do something better with your time
You also have to be fat and gay to like vr chat so she probably is obese

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>>82862
I don’t really need more experience tbh
>>82863
I’m fairly certain it’s not a dude and you would be surprised by the amount of women playing the game.
>xhes fat vro
Yeah I’m considering that but she says she works on a farm and on cars and shit and doesn’t sound like a fatass
>You also have to be fat and gay to like vr chat
Trvke but the more I play I see it’s a bit of a split 1/3 (more like 2/4 doe) of the game is filled with the most degenerate furry fags(or just any fags) that jerk off all day. 1/3 Are chuds who love running around and trolling, like I joined a sever and was instantly met with 8-10 grand wizards. Albeit, I ran into a guy who also “trolled” me by screaming at me to show up at his house in new jersey and “see what happens” after I said he was culturally illiterate (he said he had no idea who diddy was bruh) and doing this with a girl larping as an autistic retard who gets upset over anything. I didn’t really get how that was funny at all but maybe they get off to scaring mentally weak vr niggas. And the final 1/3 are just regular people who are too afraid to go to bars or parties irl. That and chinese people, I met 3 chinese women last night wanting to talk to me because they wanted to practice their english, it’s very cute.
<NIGGA SPACE
Next time I hang out with her I will record xer voice and let you guys decide if xhes fat or a dude.

 82876[Quote]

>>82875
Ask to see xer face

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>>82875
>she works on a farm and on cars and shit
oh my trad wife matt walsherald SWABASISA
marry her NQWW and have six goriLlion children so at least 2 will be left after the war with iran

 82923[Quote]

Skinny girls do not use Vrchat bro

 82924[Quote]

>>82923
girls do not use Vrchat bro*



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