/r9k/ - ROBOT9999

try flickergooning

just make the math bro. if you’re 20 and never had a gf, why should you get one next year? or in two? or five? literally every year that passes the odds only get worse. the longer you wait, the more you’ve missed, the fewer options there are. every day you stay the same, the probability of changing your situation drops.

>>82728
I need to get a gf this year or it’s over for me

>>82728
yeah i think about this all the time, the time pill is so brutal
>>82732
tsmt though idk how i will do it

>>82728
Damn, man, you're so bitter, but you're right.

get facial surgery

>>82728
the way it seems to work where i live is that you have to be at least 27-30 to get a girlfriend though
my mom and dad were 21 and 31 when they met, and its the same for most other couples that last
young people dating ends in the guy getting arrested, committing suicide or worst of all, getting divorced.
You're not missing out on anything except your gf having a manic episode and cucking you with 6 guys in a gangbang
you should spend your teens and twenties learning to detect the nutcases
<erm bluepilled much?-space
no sane girl will have a relationship with you if you
0) look like a little boy still <¡muy importante!
1) live with your parents
2) dont have a car
3) dont have a job
4) dont have any money (why would any women want to have a serious relationship with a nigga that cant afford a place to live, cant provide for a kid or send him to school?)
5) dont clean
any guy below 30 is going to struggle ticking off two or three of these, let alone all six.
Looksmaxxers and grindset xitter freakaoid crypto gamblers have the right idea, at least, but then waste all dey money
you should enjoy you twenties (maybe?) instead of obsessing over shit that is all status, no gain, hollywood fomo marketing schemes (if only I had a RAMONA FLOWERS of my own, then my life would finally be complete!) or this thread, which really no different from a discord ERP goonsesh: ideology IS libido, every time you agree and perpetuate the infinite cirlejerk of autoerotic miseryporn, a fat, queer, latinx, bull-prepping, nick fuentes-watching, anime gorl + sonnenrad pfp bearing muttzilla freak is getting his rocks off and molesting the microplastic CIA camcorder hidden inside the cooch of his hatsune miku statuette
ALL DOOMPOSTING IS A PSYOP TO PREP YOU FOR THE NEXT PSYOP
STRESS MAKES YOU AGE FASTER, CORTISOL IMPAIRS YOUR DECISION MAKING
by consoooooooming blackpills you are still a little GOYCATTLE consoomer, and DA JOOOS will gladly sell you your ""based"" and """redpilled""" ai-generated CONTENT to you, alongside the rope you will ACK yourself with

>>82783
>you have to be at least 27-30 to get a girlfriend
so over for you if you think this. no woman regardless of age wants to date a balding 30yo virgin

>you need to look old to date
>you need your own place to date
>you need your own car to date
>you need a job to date
>you need money to date
maybe if you’re sub-5 and need to compensate (it shows btw). normies date all the time without a single one of these things.

also if you wait till your late 20s to get into dating everyone’s either going to be married, shit-tier ugly, a gold digger, or a single mother. that’s just the reality bro

>>82789
>maybe if you’re sub-5 and need to compensate (it shows btw). normies date all the time without a single one of these things.
women who get into relationships with younger men are r-selective (too low-iq to plan ahead)
you can get a relationship in your 20's without these six things, i never denied that, but you're going to be dating the bottom of the barrel, by iq and conscientiousness
if you want to get bpdemoness pussy, go ahead, but your looks wont save you, if you're not available, she'll fuck anything that moves
Every relationship with a young guy and a young girl ends in cuckoldry, voluntarily or otherwise

>>82789
>also if you wait till your late 20s to get into dating everyone’s either going to be married, shit-tier ugly, a gold digger, or a single mother. that’s just the reality bro
you date DOWN in age, retard
literally every generation before us did this

>>82791
>>82792
you’re actually retarded bro
>maybe if i slave away at my job for 30 years like a good little goy the 20yo zoomer chick will want to date me!!!
this isn’t the 1990s anymore. realistically, she’s going to think you’re a creepy faggot, plus unless you’re crazy rich it’s going to be social suicide for her. in the rare circumstance she’s open to dating old men, you and the next 100 sub-5 betabuxxers are going to be competing for the most mediocre pussy. Its called the juggernaut theory. the hot ones won’t even glance in your direction

also, a woman isn’t just going to fall into your lap. how are you going to find her? cold approaching? kek. dating apps? try installing tinder and see if you can get even a SINGLE match with one of those so-called ‘bpdemonesses’, that will be your first of many reality checks

clearly I have to spell everything out for lil vro's here
There are two types of people: r-selective and k-selective
for an example of an r-selective person, think of african women, no planning, unable to feed the 9+ kids (3 the product of rape), essentially the purest ANIMAL behavior, arguably a tier below GOYCATTLE, because xey dont have the mental capacity for copes, ideology, and run on pure instinct
however, these people no longer reproduce, due to the wonders of modern soyence (birthcontrol) or, if they do, quickly degenerate into 300lbs hunks of meat by their 30's
these "people" are a lost cause, they're rapidly going extinct and even if they could be saved, they'd be too retarded to understand the instructions you give them
<assumption space
I'm assuming 'eens here are k-selective, because, to be fair, you need to have a very high iq to understands soyjaks, because you just do, okay?!
I'm also assuming (You) want to reproduce (or live in the goyimpod and eat bugs or something for the environment, yeah?)
Now, I want you to use your brain: what do k-selective women want?
<they want chad
yes, but is it acceptable for chad to not have a car? for him to live with his parents? smell bad? be broke?
NO, chad definitionally already has these things (including looks)
obviously, when you're 18 you have none of them, can you get them by the time you're 20? very unlikely, but women generally accept dating up (if you still look good)
which means you have 10 years to looksmaxx, financemaxx, carmaxx etc.
>>82793
or you can stay a 4cuck exile and spend ten years GOONING and trying to infect the next generation with demoralizercoal bs
crabs in a bucket
>in the rare circumstance she’s open to dating old men
I've got some bad news for you man: all women are open to dting older men, not 30, they'll go as high as 50
they'll fuck their girlfriends dads and snicker about it
the moralfagging is an izzat game, not reality, autistGOD

>>82794
>yes, but is it acceptable for chad to not have a car? for him to live with his parents? smell bad? be broke?
chad has none of these things bro. the difference between you and him is your face and height. if you had his face and his height you could get any girl you wanted.

>you have 10 years to looksmaxx, financemaxx, carmaxx etc
youth is fleeting. how do you cope with the fact that you'll never be innocent again? how do you cope with the fact that you'll never have a non-transactional relationship?

>Every relationship with a young guy and a young girl ends in cuckoldry, voluntarily or otherwise
unadultered cope haha

>>82798
>unadultered
ESL whoops

20 is still pretty normal to be a virgin. especially in today's era.

the obvious:
>go to school and major in something useful
>gym (3 to 5 times a day, at least 30 mins)
>get a job and save money

the non obvious:
>realize that everybody doesn't get laid everyday by some different foid
>the chuds who get hoes usually date below their age
>once you do get laid, it will make you go from incel to chud
>inner love is stronger then outer love

>>82796
>chad has none of these things bro. the difference between you and him is your face and height. if you had his face and his height you could get any girl you wanted.
Why cope about this? every chad has them. If a "chad" doesnt he's really just brad-lite or a poser, which women will detect immediately
>how do you cope with (((jewish hollywood propaganda)))
I dont because its fake, all images on a screen.
Childhood happiness/early adulthood happiness is only marketing to sell movie tickets, and never existed.
Have you ever watched Grease? All of it is fiction, very few 60's teenagers could afford a car or motorcycle, and 40% of all fathers beat their sons, but thats not in the movies, because it wont sell