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as i posted a few days ago, my best friend is setting me up with an emo sisa. he didn't give me many details about her other than that she's white, an emo, and likes converse, but i want this to be a VVIN so i gave him my number. what do i do (on the first date) to make a good impression? i need help 'teens, i've never been in a real relationship before and i'll be really sad if this doesn't work because 90% of the women where i love are pooners or fat loud puerto rican women and those groups of people both turn me off.

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Dont be gross or musty ig

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You have a good friend even if this date doesn’t work out

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>>82021 (OP)
dont stress out over it and its also probably best if you dont take any advice about what you SHOULD do from anybaldi here (myself included)
dont expect anything, foids are very picky and totally unpredictable tastewise.
It could be she only dates other emo's, or it could turn out she likes fat guys, this is why any advice is pretty much useless. Even if you larpmaxx for this sisa chances are you larp as the wrong thing and end up looking like a clown
What NOT to do:
1) mentioning the JQ or anything political at all
2) sperging out about your autistic hyperfixation
3) spilling food all over yourself, being nervous, not making eye contact when natural, i.e. everything "ick"-coded
4) (should be 0) wearing dirty clothes/shit your mom picked out for you. (women have a sixth sense for this shit I swear) Not showering/shaving/cleaning yourself.
5) complaining. about anything. dont whine.
so yeah, smoke a cigarette or something, idk maybe it makes you look cooler or something

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>>82024
i didn't even ask him to set me up with anyone, i just said i wish i had a girlfriend and he immediately suggested setting me up with someone

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>>82021 (OP)
so how did it go?

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>>82135
my friend is still looking for a date for me somehow (probably because he's having a hard time finding a white girl because he's a latinx xueen)



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