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girlfriend dreams are the worst

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>>81844 (OP)
I dreamed I had to do parkour with a car with friends and a girl wearing a gasmask for some reason
whenever another one wanted to try a particular jump we all had to unscrew our seats for some reason
anyway, at some point we come across a CTE retarded kung-fu master, who tells us a guy with a missile cruiser has made 6 gorillion clones of him (except less retarded) and that they're coming to kill us because were trespassing or something
he offers to fight them for us and the clones do that action-movie thing where they all stand around and wait to attack while their buddy gets whooped, and we do the same because we're reminded the kung-fu master is retarded and gets his ass whooped in no time which of course means we have to 1v1 the remaining clones
at some point we go from beating them up to outright killing the clones and the girl in the gasmask has a mental breakdown over it
then I woke up

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>>81906
*and we do the same UNTIL we're reminded

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I forgot what getting female attention was like (or never knew?)
I get gf dreams sometimes but I never look at her.
Most of my dreams stop me from looking up or looking at peoples faces



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