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I just spent an hour infront the door of the girl i love. She kicked me out because she fell asleep and did not feel comfortable with a man in the house plus she was not very sober. I know i should be angry and i should be but this girl is the one i want to live with. We both love cooking, history, have the same youtube recommendations page, we love our cats, shes 5'3 im 6'1 so yeah opposites directions but similar distance from average height, i love her i love her i love her i love her.

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>>81040 (OP)
you can love her but have standards or she’ll get the ick and dump you for a real man

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Please be bait please be bait please be bait

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nobaldi cares
this is a turkey tom drama thread now

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>>81046
Nah shes not, shes a social reject like me. She had her first edible and freaked out is all. I am a big gorilla guy, 6'1, retard strenght, boxer yk i get hit with triple the meds when im drunk in the psychward just because my stature is imposing.

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>>81040 (OP)
I hope you die a slow agonizing death involving among other things your fingernails getting ripped out and the used to stab your testes until they burst.

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i hope it goes your way

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>>81073
Thanks u 2.
>>81071
Getting a nail ripped out does'nt even hurt that much. Also i wish you and all my other opps to live life as a punishment.

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stop being a fucking cuck dude she doesn't like you. Waiting in front of the door for a whole hour is extremely gay

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>>81088
Idc you sound like you drink white claw i'd know by the smell but you pee sitting down.

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>>81106
geg wait for 2 hours next time dude im sure she wants you. Seriously though don't do that again don't waste your time that is extremely cringe and from the way you are describing her she seems a little mentally damaged but if you want to lose lifeforce for this girl you do you playa

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>>81123
Idc nigger

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Holy fucking height difference, go ACK yourself right now

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>>81151
>i love her i love her i love her i love her.

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>>81040 (OP)
That’s normal foid behaviour you retard, she has to trust you a LOT more before she can let you in without fearing anything. Just don’t mention the fact you stood there for an hour like a dumbass.

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>>81040 (OP)
youll have an er child together sweet



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