/r9k/ - ROBOT9999

>>80398 (OP)
baited nobaldi award

>>80400
now looking back every single sentence does look like bait THOUGH it is unfortunately not. it's my life and i am 100% serious i am slightly exaggerating that i only goon to that for entertainment but i do do that a lot.

>i basically goon to AI and watch vtubers as my sole source of entertainment. picrel.
>they're comfy and safe and good people and i like them because they wont hurt me or reflect the parts of myself i dont like to think about like real girls do.
>I'm decently attractive and not socially inept, well as much as is possible for someone who posts on this site.
>So it's not that I'm a total chud.
>it's just girls make me freeze up and i get scared because even if they're nice they might hurt me in the future or worse i hurt them because i sperg out or something.
>i dont really think thats likely but you know, what if?
no way you posted this unironically

bro:
>arrow

>>80398 (OP)
you should stop being such a gooner faggot

>they're comfy and safe and good people and i like them because they wont hurt me
You are a soyjak nigga, please read the definition. By the way, these aren’t “good people”. They are people appealing to terminally online retards like you for money. You should really try to understand blade runner 2042 or play cyberpunk and just walk around and see how hypersexualized everything is. You can make fun of me for it but I think it’s the best way to understand our current online environment.
>it's just girls make me freeze up and i get scared because even if they're nice they might hurt me in the future or worse i hurt them because i sperg out or something
Oh… okay? Not every girl you talk to is gonna like it you. In fact the majority will not and just see you as a friend or an acquaintance ESPECIALLY girls you meet online. Also if you want to attract an foid you really just need to bee yourself but also understand what makes yourself attractive TO WOMEN (NOT YOURSELF). Think of hentai tropes and a lot of them are about big dicks. This is a man thing, women don’t care dick, actually the don’t care at all(initially). They care A LOT more about personality and the fact you can be nice to talk to. Even if you fuck up as long as you build a personality around whatever it is you have, women won’t care. As long as your pride yourself on one thing women will find that attractive.
>How do I understand women?
Start off easy and look for threads on crystal cafe relating to boyfriends or lolcow.farm or kiwifarms (Be warned as most of these women hate men except a few). The next best thing is instagram and tiktok but this is encroaching on normie territory but… women are mostly the same so it should make no difference really.
>NIGGER?
Hope this helps.

>>80427
written like a angel

>>80430
Holy geg you must be a mod, no way.

>>80431
im not a mod why r u schizoing

>>80398 (OP)
>>80408
>filename
>fill tummy
This isn't real. You're not real, if you're not lying that is.
Nobaldi names the images in xer goonslop folder after the sexual fantasy xey associate with that image.
Therefore this is bait.

>>80427
they don't place as much emphasis on it as men do, but to say that they don't find it important is cope

>>80512
Nigger most people here are struggling to even get to the stage where a woman would see their dick for a second
Obsessing over your cock being a clitty is stupid and gay, contain your autism a bit in front of girls and don't mention that you have 2 inches. If you managed to get to the point in a relationship where you pull out your dick, you already won

Wasting my time responding to bait but i want to write some shit. Stop gooning, talk to women like just force yourself to, it is scary at first but nigga keep it chill hoes aint all like they on tiktok, you can ask their number if you looksmatch and dont talk about porn. Just start by talking to them in normal small talk to stop being such a pussy.

geg gonna reply like it isnt bait
get a hobby, go bowling, learn to skate, start reading and going to the library, make music, just do anything.
its hard but you have to understand the fact that getting women (and friends) is just a combination of having hobbies and being confident.

>>80427
TRVKE
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>>80511
not OP but I do that for easy indexing if that matters 🥺

>>80427
Trvke but not only is the net hypersexualized that is mere a mirror to the world. If you walk around in a major city the ads are not that far from the ones you might see in cyberpunk. This applies to tv ads as well, think of condom or female underwear ads.

>>80427
Holy geg the amount of mistakes in my post

>>80669
you're past the point of no return. Only niggerhell ahead