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as the title says, what attracts you in a significant other? it can be physical attraction, hobbies, behaviours, anything you'd like

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Ohhhhh you know

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Attractive and not boring

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>>79605
No nigga I dont know. Thats why I'm asking!!!!

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idk I want a sisa who browses this website, but that is very unlikely

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>>79608
and what does that mean to you?

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on the same wavelength of autism as me and has similar interests, i dont care much for looks as long as she isnt hideous

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>>79604 (OP)
similar religious views and at least a hobby

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>>79604 (OP)
I like mentally ill women, most foids are somewhat boring and go out of their way to make themselves seem interesting.But
when you talk to a chick that's genuinely schizo that whole "listen to my SNCA" part is actually fun.

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>>79617
good luck with that bro you can have em all

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>>79609
You must be a nusoi then, alright I'll tell you. She should be an absolute sisa, nice ass and tiddies, white Aryan. Hates kikes, niggers, sandniggers, slavniggers, all kinds of niggers. Plays vidya, watches old movies, isn't religious (not a fan of da big cope), similar sence of humor. Never ending libido, sex after sex, after sex, dominant in bed. And most importantly a giant veiny FUTACOCK.

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Rot can’t draw for shit

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>>>79609
>You must be a nusoi then, alright I'll tell you. She should be an absolute sisa, nice ass and tiddies, white Aryan. Hates kikes, niggers, sandniggers, slavniggers, all kinds of niggers. Plays vidya, watches old movies, isn't religious (not a fan of da big cope), similar sence of humor. Never ending libido, sex after sex, after sex, dominant in bed. And most importantly a giant veiny FUTAC-AAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKK!!!!!!

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>>79619
You're asking too much as a jartycuck who spams tranime troonslop animation fictional girl on an obscure imageboard all day

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>>79604 (OP)
She must be a Christian, and I would like her to have interesting discussions with me about history and other things i find interesting, i wouldnt like someone who is a total cattle talking about rnca gossip and typical normslop
And all the other traits like being kind and empathetic and caring

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>>79626
>tranime troonslop animation
RetardGOD that's not tranime

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>>79627
>Christian
>Discuss history
Just say you want her to talk about fantasy worlds, no need to larp

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I like women who are humble. Too many bitches with egos, plus they the only ones who will talk to me. That, and anorexic women all have a certain type of personality idk, I feel like I can relate to them.

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>>79632
And a giant FUTACOCK too?

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>>79633
literally go to bed animefag

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>>79634
Geeeeeeg, FUTA WQN, troonfags LQST. FUTAWORLDOMCORP

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I absolutely adore gingers

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>>79604 (OP)
Oh shit I actually wanted to make a thread like this.
There's something I really like with those shy, introverted girls. They seem way more down to earth and smarter than most nowadays, maybe because of insecurities or something else entirely. It's easy to tell them apart usually due to the way they dress and look.
I don't think people like that exist anymore though. They're either somewhere else or are replaced with blond whores with the intelligence of stale bread. Either way, I'm still hopeful.

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I have never been attracted more to anyone in my life than my boyfriend. I feel like I won the lottery. He’s 6’0, curly hair, lean but muscular, big nose (not a jew nose doe), and beautiful blue eyes they are the bluest i’ve ever seen. I feel giddy just describing him. I love his smile too

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>>79667
bait fag, kys

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>>79667
>>>>>>>>>>won the lottery
>6 foot
>not muscular
>big nose
ur a baiting u faggot.

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>>79667
In the bait world where ur boyfriend exists, every ESL mixxed skinned sharty nigger is both taller and stronger than ur bait world bf

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>>79635
>>79633
>>79619
>>79605
kys fuggen jardee tranny pedo

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I really crave a cute and shy black girl, I always imagine her as nerdy and introverted sitting on her MacBook Air in some Starbucks where she is working on a chamber play script about Black history in Slovakia. All the white girls are so hedonistic and whore-like so they won’t get my attention at all.

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I know "Karen" is a dead redditor meme but I'm really insanely attracted to the kind of woman it describes. Loud, abrasive, extremely selfish, entitled, post-menopausal so I don't have to deal with that shit, rulecucked irl, oh god I'm getting so hard just writing this

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>>79674
>not hedonistic and whore-like
>uses macbook and drinks starbucks
pick one

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>>79671
Why are so obsessed with that 'p site? Forget about it and enjoy some heterosexual adult sex with FUTA QUEEN

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>>79668
>>79669
>>79670
β€œbait bf” GEEEEG

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You guys are brown

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>>79683
Couldn’t care less + scrub your meta data off Nusoi, i can see your location KEEEEEK

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>>79683
Is the self-insert holding the camera signifying you're a cuckold?

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>>79688
Signifying I’m the one who took the photo. Selfie cause he looked cozy sleeping and I thought it was cute

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>>79690
im axing cuz
1) he grabbina shoulder or something
2) this means that, judging by the angle of your nose, you couldnt look back like that without breaking your neck
3) meaning that (You) taking the picture, are making a selfie of him & another person
4) judging by how far down he is, compared to the shoulder, him and this first person had, or are having anal sex.
5) (You) mentioned staring HRT in another thread, and having high T-levels, meaning you're a man and a tranny
6) Your self insert filming this interaction, there are picture of this family guy character taking a selfie, but you chose not to use it
7) THUS the above leads to the logical conclusions:
I: You're a man
II: You're gay
III: You're trans
IV: You're a cuck

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Niggerbabble thread

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>>79683
HE'S GAY!
HE'S TRANS!
HE'S A CUCK!
<fact space
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGG!!!

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>>79691
>Reaffirming pooners delusions by calling her a man.
Nusoigoogoos…….mm

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Datamining thread do not interact.

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>>79683
That nigga got a big ass forehead

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>>79683
your boyfriend kind of looks like one of those malformed babies stuffed in jars

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>>79725
i forgot to attach picture

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>>79604 (OP)
Not being fat

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If I can argue with her constantly, then it's good

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>>79691
1) He was holding his own hands in his sleep hence why I took the photo, I thought it was cute.
2)We were laying side by side but he was cuddled up to me. His wrists were resting by my shoulder so his hands were by my face.
3) I am taking a selfie of only us.
4) He’s down so far cause he’s a weird nigger and likes to sleep with no pillows sometimes.
5) Are you retarded? HRT is not exclusive to MtF. Hormone replacement therapy, replacing my biological estrogen from BEING BORN a woman with Testosterone.
6) Sorry that my Chris folder is small nigger
7) Correct, correct, you’re projecting. You wanna watch us sooo badly it seems.

>>79725
GEG he sleeps weird so he kinda did.

>>79716
He doesn’t, this photo just sucks. Only one I could post without showing our faces properly.

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>>79683
who's the girlfriend and who's the boyfriend? I can't even tell

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>>79751
We’re both boys

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>>79754
awww helll nawww on foenem grave

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>>79755
At least we ain’t doing anal

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>>79750
1) thats not a hand, you're moving the goalposts because I caught you in a lie
2) yeah thats my point. Also good job contradicting yourself within 2 sentences. I though he was holding his own hand? Somehow they're by your shoulder now. All it takes is one look at that picture to know he's not holding his own hand.
3) not substantiated
4) he's down so far cuz hes GAY!
5) HRT is exclusive to MtF. Pooners do not exist, tomboys do not exist. No woman is retarded enough to turn herself into a stinky, hairy, sweaty, sub-5 male.
6) Google. You can use it, you know how.

You're clearly getting off on showing obscured pictures of yourself getting cuckolded on bald man with glasses forum. Its a fetish, you're a little gay freakdiddy.

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>>79760
He’s holding his own hands and resting them clasped together on my shoulder? What’s so hard to understand. Nigga I have a twin sized mattress that we BOTH have to fit on of course the position is gonna be a little squished up and awkward, there is no way to fit a third person in this fuckass bed if we even tried lmfao. If HRT is exclusive to troons then what is it called when i’m replacing my hormones with testosterone? And yeah, of course he’s gay. I don’t think being attracted to a hairy dude with a deep voice and a moustache makes you straight.

You have the IQ of a somali. Please get a DNA test.

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Byakuren Hijiri

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i met several girls who were exactly all i ever wanted in a woman, none of them liked me back

i like nerdy girls, the more autistic and weird the better, i like them with glasses and i like girls who are like chubby but not fat, but also like if they are skinny and not so curvy like a frail doll

i like art and stuff like that so most girls ive liked had art as a hobbie, and also geeky stuff like anime and comics or videogames

i also like punk and metal but i would prefer to not date alternative women

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>>79754
You ain't fooling anyone pooner

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>>79604 (OP)
>no bodycount
>christian
>takes care of herself
all i want

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>>79667
arent you pooning out though

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nigga if a 6' aryan is scoring only pooners then im hopeless in the dating pool jsid already

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>>79604 (OP)
I have rather specific standards
>shorter and smaller than me. preferred my age or younger.
>physically clingy, likes cuddling, but doesn't spam my phone with snca 24/7 for validation
>not immature, has goals in life
>not jaded, cares about other people and animals etc
>likes babies (doesn't need to want children, I just find it really cute that some foids like babies)
>good/passable social skills. can take care of herself independently
>nerdy, and around my intelligence level
>I prefer failed normies (not full normies or complete autists)

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>>79787
Byakuren

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Genuine kindness, it's impossible to fake

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>>79786
>If HRT is exclusive to troons then what is it called when i’m replacing my hormones with testosterone?
Lying is what its called.
All ppl were axing fo was a pic of your bf, you could have just posted a normal one where he's standing or something, instead you posted gay butt cuckoldry that gives no indication of height whatsoever
and you did this on purpose because you're a gay pedophile that wants to EPI soyteens
you should kill yourself NOW!

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>>79755
im betting 500 dollars on this bitch de-transitioning in 5 years when her hairline starts receding

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>>79604 (OP)
if theyre nice

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>>79604 (OP)
Cute, soft, twinks with abs who are nice to me

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I like super shy socially anxious girls who have no friends and are huge losers and who are chronically online and who don't shower and who are also racist and homophobic and transphobic and also hates the jews

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>>80043
same bro same

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>>79604 (OP)
I think a girl who makes scrapbooks is pretty cute

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>>79791
β€˜Teen…I almost perfectly fit your criteria…tell me your favorite anime and vidya

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>>79604 (OP)
average or above appearance, and I can be my earnest aspie self around her, and she is also aspie probably, and she's also capable of making me laugh and vice versa

(I vvon… that's my current gf)

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>>80068
>edating.shitty

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>>79604 (OP)
I wish I could be with a woman that wont leave me, sits on the corner of the room all day without uttering a word, and cooks good food.

That or a corpse

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>>80076
fucking cornball geg

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>>>79671
>Why are so obsessed with that 'p site? Forget about it and enjoy some heterosexual adult sex with FUTA QUEEN
>"heterosexual"
this shit might just be fag cope gang. liking dick isn't straight nigger, futas don't exist, only troons/men. abandon the pornslop already stupid ass jew, get a regular girl instead or ropemaxx.

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i want a slim, non-normgroid, nerdy dude with brown/black hair who has the same humour as me, is equally as autistic as me, and digs the same snca as me e.g vidya and music.
leans towards androgyny in terms of demeanor, and is average-looking.
introverted but loves talking to me. virgin. atheist or agnostic. neither a white supremacist, nor a palestinian cock sucker.
DOESN'T WATCH PORN.

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>>80665
>nerdy dude
nahhh this guy's gayyy πŸ˜‚ 🫡

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>>79679
you're a fucking weirdo that was probably was raped by a granny as a child

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>>80665
good luck finding anyone who doesn't watch porn at all born after 2000

also faggot

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I want to be able to smell her sweet hair
I love when she's blond and stupid

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why did this thread attract all the annoying fags
go back to your goonhitler splinters

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>>80670
diddy biden

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>>80672
I need to drown in her scent while she laughs and calls me a weirdo
then I fuck her

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>>79681
fuck off Meiji.

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>>80668
<flood detected

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Test

>unoriginal nigger



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