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I caught scurvy but luckily it isnt on my cock…
Got treated today, but i'll still have 4 weeks of eczema, its so fucking over, no girl will ever love me. Telling a foid I had scurvy once means instant ick, immediate rejection.
I'll die alone ig.

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have you tried eating seaweed? i think it has vitamin c

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>>79417
nah its like a parasitic mite infection, there are tablets, but those can you up more than they do good.
I just have to hopemaxx for the time being

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>>79421
even the diddyoil I have now is neurotoxic and will mess up my CNS

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go back to 4chan tranime pedo

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>go back to 4chan tranime pedo
<original quote

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baited all the non /a/ users

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>>79417
Seaweed is very good for you.

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litearlly nobody cares nigga if you look attractive

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scruvvy update: hopemaxxing won, pesticides won.
I still have scarring on my leg, but I dont feel them crawl around anymore. I'm so back.
>>79553
they vvill care, it tells them my immune system is subhuman and that I'm a dysgenic freak
therefore its over

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cant you just like shower and they'll come off, i know nuthin about mites

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>>79641
>Shower
If he could, he wouldn't be posting here

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>I realized I have enough of these to avatarfag & bait the nusoi

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>>79641
probably not, maybe with fleas? scurvy mites burrow under your skin so I doubt it.

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You can catch scurvy on your cock?

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>>79414 (OP)
NU MATES HAVE SCURVY…

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>>79414 (OP)
>He doesn't know about scurvymaxxing
Scurvy is adventurous and mysterious nusoi

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eat fruits and veggies and stop eating goyslop nothing burgers

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>>79782
most people catch it that way, apparently
>>79816
scurvymaxxxing is out, pesticidemaxxing is IN

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>>79414 (OP)
dont eat vegetables and eat raw meaaatttt buddy

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nusailors don't know how to avoid getting scurvy geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg

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>>79882
I eat both, also veggies are good for you
da truff da jooos hide from you is that bread turns you gay w/ seedoils & sugar or something

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>>79908
what good shit does vegetables have in them?

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>>79920
bunch of vitamins. Its also fills easy because fiber with low fat.
Consooming too much fat (especially polyunsaturated) will turns you trans or something, so vegetables are the healthier alternative

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>>79414 (OP)
If you look like the guy you posted you can bounce on my white cock

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>>80041
meds you are hispanix ou algo

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>>80144
she is a cute tranime SISA (if she's 18 or older)
>>80041
faggot

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>>80035
vitamins such as?
fiber is fucking retarded asf humans arent meant to eat it
how does consuming fat (especially saturated fat) make you become a tranny? cholesterol is the precursor to steroid hormones

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>>80150
polyunsaturated fats are xenoestrogens though, thats why fatties grow mantits
fiber just makes you feel fuller without transitioning you into a heckin' valid transxister

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nigga from reading this i think you mean scabies not scurvy GEEEEG

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>>80188
im so esl, its over…

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I realized its been a year since I talked to a woman outside my family.
I didnt even fuckin notice at first, but I was talking to a friend who just casually told me he picked up a random girls phone number on the bus like its a goddamn anime. They're definitely avoiding me, he's not even considered attractive. Brutal.
I'm a worm.

On the + side I was offered an internship, even after telling xem I didnt have enough credits for that.
Every time I get hit with a blackpill God hands me a lil' gemerald, a tiny promise just to keep me going, even if it turns out to be a nothingburger.
Why's xhe so cruel? I cant complain though, another friend (wayy smarter than me) failed to find an internship for 2 years because he's too autistic, and he's waiting around forever so he can finish xis bachelor.
Nigga only ever deals unfair hands. I cant even call it cruel. <(erm, sweetie, you just did a sentence ago, okay??)

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>>80255
fuck it i'll continue my blogpost.
On the train there were a pair of giddy girls, constantly wheezing and laughing for some reason, and at first I thought they were high or something, but then they facecalled some other foid.
I only picked up fragments of they conversation, but it became clear to me what was going on "he was so attractive… I almost cried"
They started talking about guys, MULTIPLE guys, they'd gone to see one, I realized. Thats why they were so giddy.
One of them complained about another guy, that he wouldnt move across the country for her, and the one on the phone said something about introducing them to other guys. At one point they were talking about agegaps with the number "30" getting dropped and the first name of a friends father. Make of that what you will.
It was interesting to see. So thats what chad does to womens brains, he's like ecstasy. Even 30 minutes after they're still out of breath and bouncing around a train compartment like they're high on crack.
Only a small, small minority can make women feel that way.

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I hope you'll die tranimecuck

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>>80269
Nah I'll live.

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Oi me mateys me got scurvy yahrrr

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this board is the gayest fucking shit oh my fucking geg

 â„–81019[Quote]

>scurvy
what you have is scabies
you're sophisticated with your use of the terms neurotoxic and CNS (central nervous system), yet you don't mistake scabies for scurvy? i'm interested, what's your educational background

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just eat fruit scurvy is very easy to avoid, what kind of shitty diet are you on? also you know you dont have to tell a girl that you had scurvy right

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>>81019
im in uni rn but ESL.
I mixed them up because scabies in my europoorspeak language sounds more like scurvy.
Once was completely baffled by an angloid using 'faucet' instead of 'tap'. Or gas not being LNG but petrol.
Common ESLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZ

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>>79421
That's scabies not scurvy lol

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Some my classmates in high school had scabies.



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