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i have successfully managed to acquire an foid, all you gotta do is work on yourself chuds, and a like-minded foid will eventually come to you.
>don't fuck with e-girls doe, get an real women like a normalGOD
yes, there ARE actual real women that hate (((DA JOOOS))) and like the 'sharty, you just gotta put yourself out there!
>if a woman doesn't like you then don't pursue them like a roachnigger, just talk to someone else and don't waste your time
also avoid dating apps because most of them are not looking for good long-term relationships (also they're full of commiepedotroons)
>remember to wear a condom, nusois!

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Keyed advice

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>>78372 (OP)
How did you find her?
>>remember to wear a condom, nusois!
Ewwwwwww sex haver yuuuuucccckkyyy. You have girl cooties ewwwwwww get off the board

 β„–78404[Quote]

I have 'put myself out there' but it doesn't work when you're 5'4 and ugly

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>I have 'put myself out there' but it doesn't work when you're 5'4 and ugly
<nigger

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>>78405
I'm white doe its just my mom is a femlet

 β„–78434[Quote]

Tell us more about her and how you met

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>>78404
just use ur built up incel rage and resentment to become expectionally rich, i dont think there are any other options, maybe settling with an ugly girl but that still keeps the curse of unattractiveness in your bloodline, spawning more incels

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>remember to wear a condom

Fuck you. You've never had actual sex with a woman.

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Thread custom-designed to make cuckjeet lose another couple years from xhis life span from the cortisol spike

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>>78403
>>78434
we ended up meeting through university, mostly through shared interests (kiwi culture)
met up a couple of times after class to discuss le 'sharty and mutual jeet hatred, didn't really feel the need to do that retarded niggerskin flirting shit that blackpilled chuds say, just ended up happening naturally over time

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>>78441
How did you first realise she was keyed, was it just vibes or how she acted in class

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>>78441
I also agree flirting is retarded, ideally you should start off as friends with common interests/values and the relationship develops naturally, I find people that need to flirt have to force it because they don’t truly like each other

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>>78441
By kiwi do you mean New Zealand or kiwi farms geg

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>>78444
This is how it should be

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>>78442
only found out by talking, never really gave off the impression of a chudette at first glance geg

>>78445
kiwifarms

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>>78372 (OP)
how do i even find a sharty foid other than "advertising" myself on the sharty, which i did before on /qa/ and might do again here on r9k

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>>78850
its worth noting that trying to find people in person in my area isnt really an option for me bc im looking specifically for Buddhist foids ( i am Buddhist ) and everyone in my county essentially is either catholic or jewish

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>>78854
i know its 'tarded and cringe but inquring for foids on the sharty is basically my only option. i will simply have to embrace the cringe ig

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>>78857
>I WOULDN'T DATE A FOID FROM THE 'SHARTY THEY HAVE NIGGERAIDS ACCCCKKKK
not really needed, 'sharty is full of aspies so your only requirements are a dariuspilled buddhist that at least has some mildly chuddie political views, just make sure they don't ACK themselves and take good care of them because autismGODs are prone to that

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>>78859
"a dariuspilled buddhist that at least has some mildly chuddie political views"

ecactly what im looking for. but how do i find this? are they any boards in specific that this very specific breed of foid tends to call home? thanks for the help soybro.

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>>78859
what is darius pilled btw? like indo-iranian?

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>>78861
>mmehmmehmmeh
darius is an aryan autistic nigger who is basically god o algo

>>78860
probably best off joining your local community, you could also convince someone who's agnostic (Οͺ.99% of the population) to become a buddhist over time, just don't indoctrinate them forcibly like a mudslime nigger

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>>>78860 (You)

>probably best off joining your local community, you could also convince someone who's agnostic (Οͺ.99% of the population) to become a buddhist over time, just don't indoctrinate them forcibly like a mudslime nigger

there are basically no buddhists in my community (i live in the new york tri state area btw ) and id honestly rather have my buddhist foid "fully assembled" ie finding an agnostic like jew suggested.

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>>78864
there are two temples in my community, one is korean zen, and i find koreans kinda annoying, the other is esoteric but the attendees are all old white men

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>>78865
might just have to overcome TKD (total korean death) and go for it, if your only other options are old white men then you don't have much of a choice, otherwise you might have to venture further than immediate proximity of NY

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>>78865
any other ideas for what i should do? are they any boards in partciular that have higher quantities of based Buddhist aryanGOD foids?

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>>78866
anything in the tri state area ( NY, NJ, Ct ) is good for me. there are many Buddhists in this metropolitan area, just not a lot in my little slice of it.

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>>78867
could try /int/ (obligatory geg) or /an/, you're more likely to get /calm/ers in /an/ than in /int/ where everybody is too obsessed thinking about which shitskin is darker ev&oe they're all the same anyways

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>>78869
thanks. so should i make a post xhere or just try to fins one? also what is a calm/er ?

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>>78870
find not fins geg

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>>78870
also, why would /an/ have a good amount of xhem? thanks for all the help soybro.

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>>78874
i think im going to make my thread for looking for a foid on here very soon…

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>>78441
no way, another kiwi sharty user?

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>>78890
i made the post and i think someone had me muted for it geeeeg



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