/r9k/ - ROBOT9999

Clubbing has got to be one of, if not the most low IQ ways one can socialize in the modern world. I've been trying for the life of me to see the appeal of such an activity for the past 3 or so years and I've come up with nothing beyond the fact that if you want to have fun in such a manner, you need to be lobotomized from birth.
First off, clubbing requires you to throw away your regular sleep schedule away by dressing your ass up not in pajamas so you can go to sleep, but in form-fitting clothing in order to go and "have fun" with your "friends" at a nightclub. This is a significant flaw with this method of socializing, since you're guaranteed to feel like shit in the morning, regardless if you enjoy yourself or not. As if that wasn't enough, you often leave the club at like 4 AM, which as someone who hasn't gone to sleep later than like 2 AM on a Saturday, don't understand how normies see no issue with this. Do they not have any obligations tomorrow? Even if it's the weekend, wouldn't you want to enjoy the following day with a clear mind?
Once you get into the nightclub, a new problem arises. The lights are super bright, glorified flash bangs in neon colors. Now, I'm not epileptic or anything, but I really don't go along with bright lights whatsoever. Apparently some people are just… fine with them? I don't get it.
Oh, and of course, the loud music. Now, eardrum exploding sound is already bad enough, since you can't hear yourself think. Now imagine that same ear bursting with random niggerbabble rap music, SNHA (Shit nobody heard about) music (which only (((YOU))) have never heard about) or if you happen to live in Greece like I do, faggy tough guy chav music. Contrast this to my music preferences, which mainly consists of black metal, neoclassical rock and electronic music. So, every single time I've gone clubbing (which is around 8 times), I've consistently been the retard that doesn't know any song being played or their lyrics. This leads to me just sitting
Lastly, the additional dopamine-maxing that occurs in clubs, mainly drinking and smoking. I've tried all types of alcohol and like precisely none of them, not to mention the fact that they provide zero health benefit. I've also vowed to never put a cigarette or a vape or a joint or anything similar in my mouth. I come from a family where every single person smokes and I've grown to hate that stuff. It's gotten to the point where it's very likely that I've developed an increased risk of developing lung cancer from all of the smoke I've ingested. Smoking in particular fascinates me, because I'm 18 and 2/3rds of the people I talk with are either vaping or smoking, which is very, very depressing.
And what's even more crazy is the fact that every single adult in my life has told me that when you get older, you'll start enjoying these things and to not listen to what I'm saying right now. But, if my rant hasn't made that abundantly clear, I see no reason to partake in such an activity.
Now, could this be because I'm an autistGOD who's obsessed with comparatively niche topics like old-school FPS games and internet lore? Probably, but I don't think it's because of my other hobbies. I'm a person which typically likes being able to organize my thoughts, how I am going to act and in what order. The only way I can imagine someone genuinely having fun when they go out clubbing is if you're 85 IQ and you reside in a semi-conscious state of "head empty" where you are aware that you're clubbing, but can't discern any meaningful details, just mindlessly living in the moment.
Am I the only one who operates in such a way, or am I an outlier? Should I try and force myself to like it ev&doe I really don't, or should I deny the normie's way of "enjoying" life?