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Chud 12/31/25 (Wed) 01:57:52 №76706 [Quote]

Pick one to marry
Pick one to fuck
Pick one to kill
Pick one to fuck you

Chud 12/31/25 (Wed) 02:32:41 №76709 [Quote]

>marry
captain falcon
>fuck
link
>kill
luigi (this was kinda hard for some reason)
>fucks me
samus

Chud 12/31/25 (Wed) 02:33:37 №76710 [Quote]

>>76709
I'm a straight male btw

Chud 12/31/25 (Wed) 02:38:20 №76713 [Quote]

>marry
donkey kong
>fuck
donkey kong
>kill
Legugi
>fuck you
donkey kong

Chud 12/31/25 (Wed) 10:54:09 №76751 [Quote]

>marry
Link
>fuck
Link
>kill
Donkey Kong
>fucks me
Link

Chud 12/31/25 (Wed) 11:04:32 №76752 [Quote]

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>>76706 (OP)
There's only 1 female and some of the characters are animals (or animal-like in some way)

Chud 12/31/25 (Wed) 11:59:21 №76755 [Quote]

>marry
Samus
>fuck
Samus
>kill
Ness
>fuck you
Samus
I'm genuinely surprised that no one chose THE ONLY WOMAN IN PICREL

Chud 12/31/25 (Wed) 13:29:22 №76756 [Quote]

>>76755
wait so you can just choose samus multiple times geg

Chud 12/31/25 (Wed) 14:02:26 №76757 [Quote]

>>76756
I mean people did this previously with other characters, so yes. I actually thought about picking Kirby as the "fucks you" option but then I realized that would be weirder and worse than samus

Chud 12/31/25 (Wed) 14:03:53 №76758 [Quote]

>marry
mario
>fuck
samus
>kill
fox bcuz he's a gay furry
>fucks me
kirby because he dont gotta penis so i doubt itll hurt

Chud 12/31/25 (Wed) 14:12:41 №76759 [Quote]

Kirby could morph into a dildo doebeit

Chud 12/31/25 (Wed) 16:53:24 №76763 [Quote]

>>76759
do you know what else he could morph into??
a NIGGER!111!11!!!!1!

Chud 01/01/26 (Thu) 02:51:38 №76820 [Quote]

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I would marry Samus, have Kirby suck me off, kill Ness, and get fucked by the question mark

Chud 01/01/26 (Thu) 17:59:02 №76859 [Quote]

>marry
Link
>fuck
Kirby
>kill
Jigglypuff
>fuck me
Samus

Chud 01/02/26 (Fri) 12:26:57 №76914 [Quote]

>>76820
Kirby would be revolutionary for trannies. Could swallow their cocks, then transform into a dildo for them to use.

Chud 01/02/26 (Fri) 18:28:17 №76936 [Quote]

froot for all of them ima be honst

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