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My parents want me to go on a trip with them and some of my cousins tomorrow to Korea but I don't wanna go. I'm so brutally ugly I've been trying to limit my interaction with people outside and maximize my time inside, the only times I'm outside is when I go to the gym and my wagie job. On top of that I've been lying about my grades in college and they think they are way better than they actually are (I'm pretty much retarded). I just feel guilty about leeching their money and lying to them and being a worthless son so I have been trying to slowly ween my way out of their lives and plan to move out in a year. Basically I'm just wondering what I should say to them as an excuse to not go without saying that im a liar and too ugly to be seen outside geg. I've denied other trips around the world before to austria, peru, mexico because my family loves to go traveling and this time they are pretty much forcing me to go.

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>le mom.. le dad.. i know you want me to go on this trip but.. le sigh
<what is it 'teen?
>im really scared of going outside and being seen, i dont like people looking at my face, plus i've been doing like shit at school and feel like shit even doe im also juggling the gym and a job
<well 'teen, we're sad that you feel this way and that you couldn't meet our expectations, but since we've got enough money to pay for international trips this shouldn't be more than a bump in the road of our relationship

tell them 'teen, a strained relationship with your parents does nothing but hurt your soul

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>>76396
also stop being a bitch and go on the trip

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nigga a trip is a trip, unless it's an ugly 3rd world niggerhell shithole, just go.

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>>76396
My relationship with my parents is good but I don't feel like taking more from them when I already just leech off of them. Also I haven't been like gymrotting or going to my job like crazy im just kinda of a lazy little fucker

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>>76399
then let them know that, like all gorgeous yakubian black queens say, communication is key o algo

just tell them you feel kinda weird about getting so much from them, because until you do all they have to work off of is assumptions, for all they know you're tranny and secretly girlmoding, for all you know they chose korea specifically because for some reason, your parents thought you'd like to go there, if you get along well then there's no reason to not try and hash things out

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>>76400
alright I guess I can tell them something similiar. But i absolutely cannot tell them I've been lying about school and that im too hecking self-conscious to go they would probably freak out about the grades and clown on me for being too ugly. I'll have to tell a white lie ig

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>>76394 (OP)
Ungrateful nigger

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>>76402
FUCK YOU IM LITERALLY GREATFULL I JUST DONT WANT TO WASTE MORE OF THEIR TIME AND MONEY FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU ESL RETARD

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>>76394 (OP)
>I'm so brutally ugly I've been trying to limit my interaction with people outside and maximize my time inside
this doesn't really matter to your family. stop being so self-conscious anyways you probably dont look like a blackops2cel.
>On top of that I've been lying about my grades in college and they think they are way better than they actually are (I'm pretty much retarded).
id advise being honest. either way though, why would they bring up your grades? this seems like something too specific to worry about. also do better in school OP that stuff matters.
>I just feel guilty about leeching their money and lying to them and being a worthless son so I have been trying to slowly ween my way out of their lives and plan to move out in a year.
honorable at most. what are your plans to get out of home? is it even worth it to you? you would save a lot more just living at home and being with your family who very clearly love you enough to take you on trips.
>Basically I'm just wondering what I should say to them as an excuse to not go without saying that im a liar and too ugly to be seen outside geg.
just say you arent interested in going. no need to make some dumb excuse.
>they are pretty much forcing me to go.
i think you should go

>>76401
your family isnt going to clown on your looks bro unless if you just happen to live in some house full of assholes, which doesnt seem like the case.

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>>76412
>anyways you probably dont look like a blackops2cel.
I just looked him up again and I actually look like him minus the asymmetry + I don't have as narrow as a skull and I guess my eyes aren't THAT bad. but I'm still definitively sub 5 and yes it bleeds into my life besides:
>muh pussy
<ugly nigga fresh space
>honorable at most. what are your plans to get out of home?
I really don't know, but I have to get out of here I feel like a piece of shit just sitting here and wasting their effort on their failed retard son. It would be better for me to just be out of their lives even if I was working at mcDonald's.
<slf space
>why would they bring up your grades? this seems like something too specific to worry about.
they wouldn't bring them up because i've been lying to them geg, they think im getting As and Bs when im a fucking F student kek. they freaked out when they saw my actual grades last semester so to them this semester ive "cleaned up my act" and actually got good grades.
<slf space
>just say you arent interested in going. no need to make some dumb excuse.
i said that but my mom said:
^but when will you ever get the chance to go to korea when you are older you should enjoy these trips when you get the chance.
but idk id rather just be out of their lives so when I eventually check out and leave them they don't have all these memories of me and act like I had a chance to be something or whatever.
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>your family isnt going to clown on your looks bro unless if you just happen to live in some house full of assholes, which doesnt seem like the case.
srry I worded that wrong, they won't clown on me for my looks but they will find it weird how self-conscious I am about my face, I have sort of eluded to my bad features and every time my parents just gaslight me about how handsome I am (Like every decent parent ever geg).



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