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so, are they worth dating? have you ever dated one?, if so, how did it go? pros; cons, strategies to keep them from leaving, etc.,
personally, ive been dating one for some months, met in X and then met up irl in stockholm for three days. I was her first kiss. After i had to leave she got stressed and left me, said she felt empty. Last time i talked to her was a few days ago where she said we hurt eachother too much and that if she and i hadnt met she would be "stable". She has 2 suicide attempts.

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>>76334 (OP)
i was treated like a boyfriend by one who was to me just a good friend, not worth it, i was too lonely to not have the friend, i feel gross for having been so close to her and i didnt even try and stick my dick in her, its a mentally draining experience and honestly even if she was my girl and giving me the fucking gauck-o-matic99000 with the ultra tight grippybox it would NOT have been worth it, idc if she was making me cum buckets from a kiss bpdemons are worse then being single and in retrospect worse then being friendless
(she also would sabbatoge dates of mine and try and destroy my other friendships because i had to be all hers even tho i was so so ugly o algo, but also she wanted to cuddle but if i got hard i was a demon even tho she'd put on porn with women she knew i was attracted to in it… then also she masterbaited sitting on me once… super fucking uncomfortable cause she also was always like "i see you like my older brother" kissed me once on the lips too and i did not want it, i was fine with on the cheek or forehead or hand but not the damn lips… it was fucking weird bros)

my ult dating guide:
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look for traits of autism, adhd, for you it'll be an understanding benefit, and strengthen the relationship(you have one or both, assuming since ur here)
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look for type of girls with ur type of interests, i like goths and emos cause im a metalhead/goth and those types of girls wont hate the music i like, and typically also like the darker macabre things which i love if you like sports look in sporty spaces for sporty girls
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dont be a S.I.M.P, avoid whores like the plaugue, dont settle for a sexual body count moar then yours
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avoid rich girls, they're all either whores who want the dinner, dick, and dash or want you to be a fucking Danielle Steele novel male lead
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where to meet:
>dont hate on online but be sure to avoid catfish and troon only good if ur like 16-22
>specific interest stores: music stores, hot topic, sports stores, gw store, mindgames
>school or work… this one is both insanely hard and insanely ez at the same time, in school clubs make it 10x ezier tho

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>>76334 (OP)
obviously not. why would you want to be with a mentally ill woman? you are wasting your time and her time.
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think about your future and where you want to be in life.

>>76339
>but also she wanted to cuddle but if i got hard i was a demon even tho she'd put on porn with women she knew i was attracted to in it… then also she masterbaited sitting on me once… super fucking uncomfortable cause she also was always like "i see you like my older brother" kissed me once on the lips too and i did not want it, i was fine with on the cheek or forehead or hand but not the damn lips… it was fucking weird bros
what the hell kek shes crazy
>look for traits of autism, adhd, for you it'll be an understanding benefit, and strengthen the relationship(you have one or both, assuming since ur here)
1) not everyone on the sharty is some autist
2) these are things you shouldnt be looking for in a spouse
>dont be a S.I.M.P, avoid whores like the plaugue, dont settle for a sexual body count moar then yours
real
>avoid rich girls
depends. i think you are generalizing them to a specific type of behavior when we as humans all have different personalities.

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Well if you are to skim over the biggest thread in this board, your answer is hell no

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Was she at least cute?

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>>76376
>not everyone on the sharty is some autist
realistically we all are to some extent, a normal person would not visit this site

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>>76334 (OP)
Met in X as in the everything app?

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>>76481
indeed so. We met 6 months later, and kissed nnstfuf :3 i was her first kiss but a few days after she left me, came back, left me again and i just messages her

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I'm a BPDemon, don't date her, she'll ruin your life

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>>76425
kek this

>>76456
i think thats cope. ive never been diagnosed with any mental illness and i have a normal life, and yet still use this site.

>>76608
if this isnt bait then tell us what its like

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>>76485
let me guess: she was trans?

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>>76612
thats not OP btw

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marge why are some of the posts hidden

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>>76617
I can see them when I'm in the index but when I go into the thread I can't see them

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>>76609
maybe ruin is a bit exaggerated but she will probably be a pain

From what I tell from muh actions, everything will be great and they'll idolize you, seeing you as "perfect". She'll probably vent to you a lot and spend a lot of time with you since you're her "favourite" person. Of course, she'll find something that she deems "bad" and begin splitting on you, devaluing you and other shieet.

I'm too lazy to go in detail but it'll be a mix of obsession, mood swings, idealizing and devaluing, self-harm, manipulation(guilt-tripping, blackmail, playing the victim) and other shieet

Oh yeah and after you break, she will continue trying to come back to you and stalk your socials, even when months have went by. Either that or she finds someone else but after she's done with them she'll just go back to you o algo

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>>76620
i want to get back together with her



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