/r9k/ - ROBOT9999

Quote and your nigger janny cabal, please dont delete this. Also fix your shitty jeet coded site, nothing works anymore. At this rate you’re going to kill this raisin site before quotechan even releases.
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Well, I’m a kike. Around 6% ashkenazi, to be more precise. Apparently my great great grandmother was a kike that unfortunately bribed her way out of being put in the typhus camps. Maybe she wasn’t 100% ashkenazi herself, I’m waiting on a DNA test to see how bad the situation really is, but at this point it doesn’t even really matter anymore. There’s something almost poetic about someone as antisemitic as me to turn out part jew.
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It was a running joke in my small chuddy friend group that I looked like a kike, but now I know why. If any leftist tells you the “jewish look” is a myth, it isn’t. I, and that whole side of my family, have a big nose, albeit not hooked, big nigger lips, big ears, curly hair (not all of them, but I do), and a weirdly shaped skull. As I believe in eugenics I already knew I was a genetic dead end, but I didn’t know I was this fucked.
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The other side of my family has almost the exact opposite history as my kike part. I have German royalty ancestors, kings that had their faces minted onto coins, but I’m also related to jews who clipped those very same coins. I can’t put into words how disappointed I am in my father for practically ending his branch of the bloodline like this. And my parents divorced when I was a toddler, so it wasn’t even worth the slightest bit. Now my greedy kike foid of a mother is leeching off child support and almost succeeded in literally brainwashing me into hating my father.
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Before you ask, no, I’m not going to commit suicide. At least not any time soon.
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>inb4 KEEKKKK NU/POL/SISSIES ARE KIKES OHNONONONONOO NOT LIKE THIS im trans btw
You frogniggers won, just this once
>inb4 kill your family
tsmt