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 76283[Quote]

Quote and your nigger janny cabal, please dont delete this. Also fix your shitty jeet coded site, nothing works anymore. At this rate you’re going to kill this raisin site before quotechan even releases.
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Well, I’m a kike. Around 6% ashkenazi, to be more precise. Apparently my great great grandmother was a kike that unfortunately bribed her way out of being put in the typhus camps. Maybe she wasn’t 100% ashkenazi herself, I’m waiting on a DNA test to see how bad the situation really is, but at this point it doesn’t even really matter anymore. There’s something almost poetic about someone as antisemitic as me to turn out part jew.
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It was a running joke in my small chuddy friend group that I looked like a kike, but now I know why. If any leftist tells you the “jewish look” is a myth, it isn’t. I, and that whole side of my family, have a big nose, albeit not hooked, big nigger lips, big ears, curly hair (not all of them, but I do), and a weirdly shaped skull. As I believe in eugenics I already knew I was a genetic dead end, but I didn’t know I was this fucked.
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The other side of my family has almost the exact opposite history as my kike part. I have German royalty ancestors, kings that had their faces minted onto coins, but I’m also related to jews who clipped those very same coins. I can’t put into words how disappointed I am in my father for practically ending his branch of the bloodline like this. And my parents divorced when I was a toddler, so it wasn’t even worth the slightest bit. Now my greedy kike foid of a mother is leeching off child support and almost succeeded in literally brainwashing me into hating my father.
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Before you ask, no, I’m not going to commit suicide. At least not any time soon.
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>inb4 KEEKKKK NU/POL/SISSIES ARE KIKES OHNONONONONOO NOT LIKE THIS im trans btw
You frogniggers won, just this once
>inb4 kill your family
tsmt

 76290[Quote]

The obvious solution is to have sex with your father. Clearly, his insatiable lust causes him to throw away his Germanic bloodline, meaning all that's left is for you to use your big jewish cock to put him in his place.

 76307[Quote]

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Being aryan comes from thr insife chud

But realy 6% is not the end of the eorld as long as you're not participating in jewry. And dont just ignore that you're also german and it seems like you participate more in the culture and langiage of your europian side so what does it matter as long as youre assimilated and have blood relation to where you liveever

 76319[Quote]

>>76283 (OP)
im crying bro its not that serious nigga

 76325[Quote]

its not that serious, only retarded autists with no accomplishments in life care deeply about their background and genetics, go live life, nothing is gonna change, you're fundamentally just the same person.
Plus dont JOOS run the world and own everything? You should be proud you're part of the ruling elite class masterrace

 76330[Quote]

>>76325
Most JOOS are evil satanic people but being ashamed of your genes is always cucked

 76350[Quote]

i can only forgive you if you tell your great uncle jacob rothschild to stop paying women to ignore my DM's

 76378[Quote]

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If you rope over that you're actually retarded man

 76380[Quote]

>being 6% ashkenazi = being a jew
what a retard stop caring so much about the nitty grits of your genetics.

 76454[Quote]

>>76283 (OP)
that 6% can be washed away with enough work

 76639[Quote]

>>76283 (OP)
i am more jewish than you. jews are aryan. i am more aryan than you. i am related to golda meir on my fathers side. on my mothers side, my great grandfather was a NAZI JEW in the JEWISH SS. i am more aryan than you. i am more jewish than you. you are a goy, and now you will be banned permanently soon…

 76656[Quote]

words, participate

 76663[Quote]

jews are infinitely more superior than wh*tes

 76725[Quote]

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>>76290
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>>76639
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>>76349
bait lost
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>>76307
6% is not much, but it's enough to make me look disgusting. And yeah, you're right, I only willingly participate in German culture, I can never fully enjoy it because I know what I am deep down.
>>76350
consider it done
>>76378
I have other reasons I dont want to mention. But like I said, definitely not right now, and MAYBE in the distant future.
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>>76454
I'd like to believe that

 76727[Quote]

Ngl I'd be a lot more worried about being retarded if I were you. No one cares if you're 6% long nose tribe. Touch grass

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>>76283 (OP)
OP grapples with being a faggot kikecel

 77616[Quote]

>>77544
I do this but I’m not a faggot



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