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 76176[Quote]

what makes this board so "anti-sex"?
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like a few months ago there was this /qa/tard that i helped introduce this board to and he constantly clittyleaked over his friend getting a girlfriend. like really nigga? youre gonna break a friendship over your friend not being a truecel anymore?
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even recently i was reading a old thread on the catty and a guy had a good point:
>legit, all they do is cry about sex and masturbation then get mad when someone has game lmfo
like yeah yall gotta take a chillpill fr
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i get it though that promiscuity and masturbation are bad but i think its worse to be some white knight incel soldier that hates the thought of anything sexual. soften up a bit, yknow

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i like this guys perspective a lot too

 76182[Quote]

Because it's fun.

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>>76182
sounds stressful but you do you i guess

 76189[Quote]

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>being a white knight incel soldier that hates the thought of anything sexual.

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>>76176 (OP)
jealousy is gay. it depends on the situation. if you're friend is being a faggot over getting a gf then its okay to mock him. (being a incel/volcel is still ARYAN btw)

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>>76180
“Counting the days since you last did something as a part of an addiction” as a whole shouldn’t happen. Alcoholics shouldn’t say “I’m 2 years sober”, they should just say “I’m sober now and I won’t drink again.”

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>>76176 (OP)
They're insecure and ashamed of their weird fetishes

 76205[Quote]

You talk like a negroid and defend fornication. Sage in the thread. Save Somalia. There are consquences to your actions.

 76221[Quote]

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a white knight incel soldier that hates the thought of anything sexual.

 76225[Quote]

>>76190
it wasnt even jealousy in that case. he genuinely hated his friend because he "wasnt a incel" anymore.

 76226[Quote]

>>76205
never said that i defend fornication. in fact, i think that getting rid of masturbation and casual sex in your life is a good thing. self-control is one of the highest virtues in my opinion

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>>76221
Means you have low T

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>>76259
means he has high T actually

 76271[Quote]

>>76263
Low T = low libido
High T = high libido
Or you're an aceggot

 76309[Quote]

>>76271
And this post means that you're on hr T.

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>>76309
kekked

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>>76176 (OP)
He wasn't getting a girlfriend, almost the opposite: He found a sellout and wanted to lose his virginity with her!

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You wouldn't believe what'd happened in the months since!
But (I) wouldn't tell you.
Unless (you) ask me to.

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>>76327
it was a prostitute?

>>76328
sure tell me about it

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>>76372
Yes, it was.
Eventually, he's done his deed, to my disappointment since he told me about it weeks after, which has lead me to somewhat snapping three weeks later and replying to his first voice message with something like "eugheuheu that's a good 'oxing material", after which he did the expected and 'nished me for a month. During said month, I did post the vague 'ox or /raid/ (it didn't even have his phone number or home addy GEEEEEG), which has gone as well as you might expect. I also wanted to try out a burner account to get to him as a different person. The accounts did cost little to nothing in crypto, so I've decided to purchase some. Out of idiocy, I chose a buyer with a high lowest cost of trade, so it went weird and I've practically scammed myself out of ~130€. After a month of aforementioned brimmy shenanigans, he has suddenly returned.
Now, after he's managed to snap me into being attracted to males at a vulnerable point of my studying, the quarrels are almost nonexistent. Good grief, what a year…

 76428[Quote]

You can also refer to >>69972 (OP). I made that one too.

 76429[Quote]

>>76428
Damn you did that?

 76430[Quote]

Yup. I 'aped the 'illow.



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