/r9k/ - ROBOT9999

Do you like older women or was it coincidental?

Shroom sisaaa

get this terry crews ahh soyjak off my catalog

>>76147 (OP)
Did you smash?

>>76154
coincidental
>>76194
no

>>76207
Complete utter failure

>>76209
im waiting until marriage you fucking nigger

geg, how do you soyteens even get a girlfriends, for me this hasn't even happened once

>>76218
luck ig

>>76215
aryan

>>76218
it just happens when the situation is right. people naturally want to be together so its bound to happen

>>76235
>>76223
well, wish me luck then

>>76248
Good luck chud

>>76215
That's cope and a larp lil bro

>>76218
I'm good looking and lift

i've had 2(technically 3)

first one was 15 and i was 17

second one was 22(broke up cause she cheated on me and also turned out to maybe be grooming kids but idk) i was 18

third, current, and hopefully final one is 18 and im 19 we started dating when i was 18 and she was 17

the first was irl we met in school

the second messaged me randomly oneday when i was sad and horny posting a lot just saying "u single" and it was post breakup after my stepdad died so i was fucking destroyed

the third, current, and hopfully final one we met online but as friends talking about life, and video games, and anime, and movies, and stuff and i helped her with some emotional stuff then we kinda ended up falling in love, i was trying to deny it for a week but dawg i wasnt just horny over her she was all i thought about for that week and continues to be most of what i think about… now with moar saddness cause new mexico is so fucking far away from virginia and i just wanna cuddle with her all day and eat what she cooks and cook for her and whatever i just miss her yall

>>76248
its not luck, lemme give you tips: get in your style, its not for the ladies its for the confidence it brings, you think you look cool you act cool

now get your smell right, axe smells worse then taking a shower, use oldspice if you want a regular scent but also look into colognes

now this one is the most important, look for girls who would like you, your interests,

for example i like nerdy goths and emos not because "ZOMG BIG TITYY GOTH MOMMY GAMER GIRL" but because i'm a massive nerd and a metal head/goth and i wanna be able to listen to slipknot and play terraria with my girl, if you like sports search for a sporty type girl, if you like wood working try and convert a lesbian o algo

>>76253
>>76248
>>76223
>>76218

please refer to >>76284

>>76218
Ask GPT

I am 18 and had no one. Congratulations, i guess

>>76248
its not all luck though. you should become someone worth approaching.

kys fakecel

is the first one pedophilc?

>>76147 (OP)
>has a (((girlfriend)))
>uses sharty
thats called an oxymoron you faggot

>>76365
This isn't your shitty indian incel forum

>>76365
go back. this is a advice board not a shitskin board

>>76358
no, we were only two years apart