/r9k/ - ROBOT9999

Kill pedophiles. Behead pedophiles. Roundhouse kick a pedophile into the concrete. Slam dunk a pedophile into the trashcan. Crucify pedophiles. Defecate in a pedophiles food. Launch pedophiles into the sun. Stir fry pedophiles in a wok. Toss pedophiles into active volcanoes. Urinate into a pedophile's gas tank. Judo throw pedophiles into a wood chipper. Twist pedophiles heads off. Report pedophiles to the IRS. Karate chop pedophiles in half. Curb stomp pedophiles. Trap pedophiles in quicksand. Crush pedophiles in the trash compactor. Liquefy pedophiles in a vat of acid. Dissect pedophiles. Exterminate pedophiles in the gas chamber. Stomp pedophiles skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate pedophiles in the oven. Lobotomize pedophiles. Grind pedophile in the garbage disposal. Drown pedophiles in hot oil pan. Vaporize pedophiles with a ray gun. Kick old pedophiles down the stairs. Feed pedophiles to alligators. Slice pedophiles with a katana. Put a bomb in a pedophile's mouth. Throw knives at pedophiles. Inflate pedophiles until they pop. Send pedophiles into a blackhole. Castrate pedophiles. Feed pedophiles poisoned food. Force pedophiles to walk the plank. Push pedophiles into a pit. Kneel on a pedophile's neck. Curse pedophiles with a spell. Stuff pedophiles into a industrial washing machine and turn it on. Flatten pedophiles with a tank. Pop a pedophile's car tire. Make pedophiles swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a pedophile's limbs. Airdrop pedophiles into Antarctica. Throw pedophiles off the boat. Pressurize pedophiles into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a pedophile's ass. Falcon-punch a pedophile in the face. Make pedophiles into fiction. Blow pedophiles heads off with grenade launchers. Blow pedophiles brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock pedophiles in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail pedophiles to a cross and stab them. Run over pedophiles with a tank feet-first. Crush pedophiles with a press. Attack pedophiles with acid. Boil pedophiles in a pan. Lock pedophiles inside a brazen bull. Burn pedophiles alive. Drag pedophiles across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on pedophiles. Quarter pedophiles. Impale pedophiles on a pike. Total pedophile death. Tenderize pedophiles with a mallet. Ionise pedophiles in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate pedophiles in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify pedophiles in a black hole. Curse pedophiles with the necronomicon. Trap pedophiles in purgatory. Bang a pedophiles testicles with a spiked bat. Throw pedophiles off a twelve story building. Freeze dry pedophiles in the vacuum of space. Fry pedophiles with power lines. Feed pedophiles ricin. Kneecap a pedophile with a twelve gauge. Sell a pedophiles organs on the black market. Run pedophiles over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw pedophiles into the grand canyon. Burn pedophiles with jet engine exhaust. Beat pedophiles to death with a tire iron. Cauterise a pedophiles asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice pedophiles to the sun god. Drop pedophiles out of a plane at forty thousand feet. Feed pedophiles to sharks. Load a pedophile into a cannon and shoot the pedophile at a concrete wall. Keel Haul pedophiles under a galleon. Disembowel pedophiles with a bayonet. Strap a pedophile to a cruise missile and launch it at a mountain. Drop pedophiles into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter pedophiles. Lure pedophiles in with dolls and trap them with bear traps. Force a pedophiles to learn consent, then kill the pedophile anyway. Atomize pedophiles with a powerfist. Throw pedophiles into vats full of FEV virus. Choke pedophiles with barbed wire. Throw pianos at pedophiles from 40-story buildings. Throw pedophiles at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze pedophiles in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie pedophiles to ICBMs then fire them at the Moon. Shoot pedophiles with syringe guns. Defecate on pedophile food stamps. Make pedophiles pay for their sins in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire pedophiles into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on pedophiles then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate pedophiles with depleted uranium