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Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I (and let's face it, who isn't less fortunate than I?) my tender heart tends to start to bleed.
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And when someone needs a makeover I simply have to take over. I know exactly what they need.

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not even nophono's big brother cares about wicked

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>>73682 (OP)
Is this a reference to something

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>>74259
And even in your case, though it's the toughest case I've yet to face, don't worry, I'm determined to succeed!
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>>74269
Follow my lead, and yes indeed, you will be popular!

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>>73682 (OP)
That's pretty funny, because I just beat up a faggot who is homeless to death.

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>>74282
You're gonna be popular!
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I'll teach you the proper ploys when you talk to boys; little ways to flirt and flounce.
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I'll show you what shoes to wear, how to fix your hair – everything that really counts to be popular!

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>>74269
its a childrens movie based on the wizard of oz it's called wicked

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>>74334
it's also a musical and that's why op is singing

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>>74304
I have tied up 5 trannies and 5 homeless people. I plan to mutilitate them and eat their organs. What fo you think?

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>>74334
I'll help you be popular. You'll hang with the right cohorts, you'll be good at sports, know the slang you've got to know. So let's start 'cause you've got an awfully long way to go….
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>>74335
Don't be offended by my frank analysis. Think of it as personality dialysis. Now that I've chosen to become a pal, a sister, and advisor, there's nobody wiser – not when it comes to popular.
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>>74339
I know about popular, and with an assist from me to be who you'll be instead of dreary who you were (well, are), there's nothing that can stop you from becoming populer (-lar).



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