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What should would be looksmaxers purchase that isn't a complete joke like meth, hammers or limb lengthening surgery? For starters I'm thinking about saving up for a deep dental cleaning and then go for a second round of teeth whitening. What do you want to buy?

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Supplements and gym membership.
Lean is law

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>>72998
>lean is law
demonstrably a psyop to trick men into seeing domestication as a status symbol

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>>73048
but then again so is looksmaxxing so there's just no helping you people

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Only surgery truely works and gives the best results, I think all the other shit like thumb pulling and using some stone to chisel your jawline is utter cope. Personally my issues can only be fixed with surgery. I want to save up for double jaw surgery to fix my slanted lower face and Invisalign to straighten my teeth out as thats my biggest issue. I might go for orbital decompression to reduce my bug eyes but its risky, and maybe implants around my eye and forehead and on my chin.

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>Only surgery truely works and gives the best results, I think all the other shit like thumb pulling and using some stone to chisel your jawline is utter cope. Personally my issues can only be fixed with surgery. I want to save up for double jaw surgery to fix my slanted lower face and Invisalign to straighten my teeth out as thats my biggest issue. I might go for orbital decompression to reduce my bug eyes but its risky, and maybe implants around my eye and forehead and on my chin.
Since we're all on r9k I believe you but it would be unwise to ignore softmaxing. We should start now, get into the habit of it and when the time comes for the life changing surgery our efforts and money spent will be paid off multiple times over compared to only doing the surgery. We still need to do maintenance forever anyways.

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>>73060
listen to this guy. also collagenmaxx especially if you are gonna get surgery. It'll make ur skin look better + speed up recovery

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>>>72998 (You)
>>lean is law
>demonstrably a psyop to trick men into seeing domestication as a status symbol

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>>73056
I don't need surgery because I already have a good bone structure

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>>73062
Tsmt I put collagen in my protein shake

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>nusoi forgot the ids
jsid

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>>73080
just inject collagen into your nuts at this point



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