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how do you even get a date in the first place (without undergoing humiliation rituals)
+ I'm scared of asking anyone out or escalating
>church
theres only 2 girls there who have not talked about their boyfriends and they are as tall as I am so it's over.
>college
only met one girl I vibed with but she is taken. I'm not completely isolated but still options are slim.
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I'm probably going to keep asking this retarded question over and over until I finally get a hormonal inbalance that kills my hope.

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Discord edating

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>>71925 (OP)
Go to other churches. I started going two weeks ago and the pastor’s daughter is interested in me

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>>71925 (OP)
Dont date nigger find not normal gf

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>>71925 (OP)
context on vidrel geg

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>>71925 (OP)
Go to a public library, find a girl, pretend to look around for books and ask her "I want to start reading fiction but I don't know where to start. What do you recommend?" Then just take it from there, pretend to like her tastes and try to talk about common interests. Say "hey can I get your number so we can talk later? You really helped me out" (DO NOT comment on her looks, that is the thing that makes you look fucking weird. Don't try to force an outcome from the interaction, that's what makes you reek of desperate virgin) Invite her to somewhere public, buy her food, try to do something actually fun and silly not just awkwardly talking, ask if you can take her to your place, netflix and chill. This is how it worked for me one time.

If you completely lack self-confidence then just practice walking around town and exploring, try to say hello you people you bump into

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>>71959
girls would freak out if you did ts geg

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>>71959
>I want to start reading fiction but I don't know where to start. What do you recommend?
<Uhm… I don't know?
>Well I mean… Uhh… Can I get your number?
<No.

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>>71961
Not really, and yeah it probably won't work most of the time, but it was a safe way to meet people and also not feel/look so awkward. If you make it obvious you're trying to pick her up then yeah, but if you just keep the conversation about relevant topics, then it's going to feel like a more genuine interaction.

>>71963
>I guess I'll have to rape it from you.

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The trick is to blow in their ear while you walk up to them from behind. that's how they get horny.

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The trick is to blow their heads clean off with a .357 magnum

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>>71925 (OP)
>they are as tall as I am so it's over.
how is this a problem

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>>71947
Niggas in prison idk
>>71959
I guess but that library is just 5 old people every day, I could probably do the same thing at college with a larger population. Albeit there's no way I could force myself to do this.
>>71963
Reading more fiction than nonfiction is gay, billions must read
>>72015
not a large enough caliber kys obsessed liberal gungrabber
>>72024
Legend has it that if youre not at least an inch taller than her then she dont want you

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>>71961
Girls in libraries are usually the type of women that wouldn't really mind being asked like this

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