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Why am i so retarded

Tldr - rant about my idiotic thoughts about love

like many people here i am ugly as shit and not once in my life has a girl found me cute, nor have i gotten a kiss or a hug or anything like that (never had a gf of course) my only good feature is that i am 6'2.

Scenario 1.

Whenever i imagine how it is to have a gf or a wife or anything romantical, i imagine the woman as one girl in my class, to the point where i thought i had a crush on her (that idea didnt last long since she is a horrible person), basically the first thing that comes to mind when i imagine me kissing someone is me kissing her. why am i like this??

Scenario 2.

I am at home and a random foid adds me on snapchat, (i use it rarely and only to not seem like a total outcast in my class.) the conversation is as follows:

Notification: "Foid added you as a friend"
*Accept*
Me: "Who are you, do i know you?"
foid: "Oh haha im just adding random people, hope you dont mind.."
Me: "Well, i only have people that i actually know on here, so…"
foid: "Oooh, well okay then."
(here i contemplated about typing "if you have something to say to me go ahead" but i thought that was stupid so i passed)
*removes her*

After that the first thing i thought was that she was into me and that someone gave her my username, we have 0 mutual friends. Thats why i wanted to type the thing in the previous parentheses. but that thought also lasted very shortly as i took one look in the mirror and realised that im too ugly for anyone atp.

Can someone tell me if this is normal for a male in the peak of puberty, or am i just a retard who will never feel a womans touch?

(P.S- the girl had 250k snap score, if that matters)

Thanks for reading this if you made it this far.

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>>71916 (OP)
>250k snap score
snapchat is a dating app, those are her other matches. Does that explain it?

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stfu you whiney tranny

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>>71918
Maybe dont date whores who use snapchat

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>>71916 (OP)
My advice:kill yourself faggot

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I can tell by the way you write you have a low IQ. Given that you are quite tall and also you say you are not good-looking, I advise you lean into the brute stereotype. You can accomplish this by adjusting your thoughts like so: whenever you imagine yourself kissing or otherwise being romantic with a woman, intervene in the scene to the point of you beating her up. hope this helps.

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>>71916 (OP)
>like many people here i am ugly as shit and not once in my life has a girl found me cute
if it makes you feel any better not all of us are like that, albeit i only come here to bait geg

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>>71916 (OP)
Problem with these rants is that there's nothing to add. Sometimes we do embarrassing shit. It's a part of life bruv - we're all in this together.



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